The rumors are true. Damian J. Kulash was arrested last night.
Here's the full story:
Late last night, while standing in front of the Orlando House of Blues, Damian Kulash was arrested and charged with "intent to take pictures and talk to fans." Also, there was a little matter of resisting arrest, which is the official charge.
The unofficial charge is "giving the wrong answer when a police officer asks you 'what part of move don't you understand?'" For those of you planning travel in the Orlando area, the correct response is not "I understood what you said; I just didn't do it." Damian didn't know that, so he was immediately handcuffed and taken inside the venue to chants of "Let him go!" (Had I been there the chants would have been "Mr. Mr. Mr. Jorge, Whom I Adore, Whom I Adore, Whom I Adore, NO!!! It's not worth it!" 'cause you know I got my boy's back.)
A bunch more cops were quickly summoned to help with all the standing around and not doing much, and eventually Damian, still handcuffed, was shoved into the back of a squad car and taken "downtown," a ride that became more fun when the SUV full of girls pulled up next to the cop car waving FREE DAMIAN signs. Damian thanks you, ladies.
Upon arrival, our hero was mugshotted, fingerprinted and thrown into a cell with a bunch of people who didn't want to sign the OK Go email list. Damian was locked up for about nine hours, during which time he ate corn flakes and made friends with a couple of guys, one of whom had rescued his longtime girlfriend from a crack den earlier that day, only to have her sic the cops on him when he came by her apartment to make sure she was doing okay. To that guy, I say: Dude--she just doesn't love you.
Damian was released this morning, and promises he'll be in fine fettle for Tuesday's show in Jacksonville. Until then, he'd like to address two rumors that have sprung up on the Internet in the last 24 hours: No, he wasn't drunk; and Yes, he did get the arresting officer to watch the "A Million Ways" video on the on-board computer. If that's not awesome, awesome doesn't exist.
Monday, March 13, 2006 Damian didn't know that, so he was immediately handcuffed and taken inside the venue to chants of "Let him go!" (Had I been there the chants would have been "Mr. Mr. Mr. Jorge, Whom I Adore, Whom I Adore, Whom I Adore, NO!!! It's not worth it!" 'cause you know I got my boy's back.)
A bunch more cops were quickly summoned to help with all the standing around and not doing much,
After reading this for the umpteenth time, I've decided to correct something.
Damian was never taken back inside the venue to our riotous rioting(which got cut short by a gross man-lady with braids in a puke yellow shirt about 45 seconds after we started it ). For at least an hour and a half, the D-man sat outside in a folding chair looking terribly bored(that cup of water they gave him was pretty exciting, I swear!) while Mike stood around talking to the cops. And then, like Mr. Mr. Mr. Jorge, Whom I Adore, Whom I Adore, Whom I Adore said, there were some cops also talking to each other, goofing around and laughing, doing their "job" of managing the crowd(Really, standing 15 feet away from the mob of people and doing nothing seriously helps control the situation, guys). Freaking piggies.
And then to make things more ironic, Dan ended up standing in the exact spot(the supposed "fire exit," which technically shouldn't count as one because of the irremovable hanging chain fence blocking the way) where Damian had been shoved around/arrested earlier(and Tim was technically blocking the exit as well, since we're on the subject), with a bigger crowd of fans around him, and yet no one hassled him. Somehow thus proving that Dan is a superhero with Bear Hug Powers. Rainbows and puppies shoot out of his hands. Really. Bow to him now.
Huh. I never noticed her before. She is pretty gross. Also, I'd like to point out Kim's MAD RED EYE! in that pic. Just sayin'.
Her english was pretty atrocious too(too Southernized for this far south). I'm pretty sure Damian would have corrected everything she said if he wasn't busy challenging authority.
QUOTE (jedi_grrlie @ Oct 4 2006, 12:25 PM)
Also, I'd like to point out Kim's MAD RED EYE! in that pic. Just sayin'.
After reading this for the umpteenth time, I've decided to correct something.
Damian was never taken back inside the venue to our riotous rioting(which got cut short by a gross man-lady with braids in a puke yellow shirt about 45 seconds after we started it ). For at least an hour and a half, the D-man sat outside in a folding chair looking terribly bored(that cup of water they gave him was pretty exciting, I swear!) while Mike stood around talking to the cops. And then, like Mr. Mr. Mr. Mr. Jorge, Whom I Adore, Whom I Adore, Whom I Adore, Whom I Adore said, there were some cops also talking to each other, goofing around and laughing, doing their "job" of managing the crowd(Really, standing 15 feet away from the mob of people and doing nothing seriously helps control the situation, guys). Freaking piggies.
And then to make things more ironic, Dan ended up standing in the exact spot(the supposed "fire exit," which technically shouldn't count as one because of the irremovable hanging chain fence blocking the way) where Damian had been shoved around/arrested earlier(and Tim was technically blocking the exit as well, since we're on the subject), with a bigger crowd of fans around him, and yet no one hassled him. Somehow thus proving that Dan is a superhero with Bear Hug Powers. Rainbows and puppies shoot out of his hands. Really. Bow to him now.
As I recall, you are exactly right. I remember watching it all happen from the steps as I walked out of the venue, and it seemed more like Damian was getting in trouble for fighting, but that's only what it looked like I suppose. Then the chanting started....
I think you should post the picture of you and Andy with Damian running away in the background, it's my fav!
QUOTE (Kikky @ Oct 4 2006, 12:24 PM)
Nevermind.
QUOTE (Kikky @ Oct 4 2006, 12:24 PM)
The gross man-woman with pigtails is kinda blocking the view. Damn lady stole my sharpie...
I disliked the woman with the frizzie chin length brown hair a lot more. She was the one that started to yell at people, and she argued with Tim when he asked her to put me in the front of the line.
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The J Stands For Jailbird
The rumors are true. Damian J. Kulash was arrested last night.
Here's the full story:
Late last night, while standing in front of the Orlando House of Blues, Damian Kulash was arrested and charged with "intent to take pictures and talk to fans." Also, there was a little matter of resisting arrest, which is the official charge.
The unofficial charge is "giving the wrong answer when a police officer asks you 'what part of move don't you understand?'" For those of you planning travel in the Orlando area, the correct response is not "I understood what you said; I just didn't do it." Damian didn't know that, so he was immediately handcuffed and taken inside the venue to chants of "Let him go!" (Had I been there the chants would have been "Mr. Mr. Mr. Jorge, Whom I Adore, Whom I Adore, Whom I Adore, NO!!! It's not worth it!" 'cause you know I got my boy's back.)
A bunch more cops were quickly summoned to help with all the standing around and not doing much, and eventually Damian, still handcuffed, was shoved into the back of a squad car and taken "downtown," a ride that became more fun when the SUV full of girls pulled up next to the cop car waving FREE DAMIAN signs. Damian thanks you, ladies.
Upon arrival, our hero was mugshotted, fingerprinted and thrown into a cell with a bunch of people who didn't want to sign the OK Go email list. Damian was locked up for about nine hours, during which time he ate corn flakes and made friends with a couple of guys, one of whom had rescued his longtime girlfriend from a crack den earlier that day, only to have her sic the cops on him when he came by her apartment to make sure she was doing okay. To that guy, I say: Dude--she just doesn't love you.
Damian was released this morning, and promises he'll be in fine fettle for Tuesday's show in Jacksonville. Until then, he'd like to address two rumors that have sprung up on the Internet in the last 24 hours: No, he wasn't drunk; and Yes, he did get the arresting officer to watch the "A Million Ways" video on the on-board computer. If that's not awesome, awesome doesn't exist.
Damian didn't know that, so he was immediately handcuffed and taken inside the venue to chants of "Let him go!" (Had I been there the chants would have been "Mr. Mr. Mr. Jorge, Whom I Adore, Whom I Adore, Whom I Adore, NO!!! It's not worth it!" 'cause you know I got my boy's back.)
A bunch more cops were quickly summoned to help with all the standing around and not doing much,
After reading this for the umpteenth time, I've decided to correct something.
Damian was never taken back inside the venue to our riotous rioting(which got cut short by a gross man-lady with braids in a puke yellow shirt about 45 seconds after we started it ). For at least an hour and a half, the D-man sat outside in a folding chair looking terribly bored(that cup of water they gave him was pretty exciting, I swear!) while Mike stood around talking to the cops. And then, like Mr. Mr. Mr. Jorge, Whom I Adore, Whom I Adore, Whom I Adore said, there were some cops also talking to each other, goofing around and laughing, doing their "job" of managing the crowd(Really, standing 15 feet away from the mob of people and doing nothing seriously helps control the situation, guys). Freaking piggies.
And then to make things more ironic, Dan ended up standing in the exact spot(the supposed "fire exit," which technically shouldn't count as one because of the irremovable hanging chain fence blocking the way) where Damian had been shoved around/arrested earlier(and Tim was technically blocking the exit as well, since we're on the subject), with a bigger crowd of fans around him, and yet no one hassled him. Somehow thus proving that Dan is a superhero with Bear Hug Powers. Rainbows and puppies shoot out of his hands. Really. Bow to him now.
Kim, I love you.
Yes.
hell yes
thats at his bachelor party isn't it...
Guys. Why the heck was someone at ARR's crotch level?
At one point, they moved the handcuffs to the front of him.
As seen here(Along with Andy showing us his "O" face):
The gross man-woman with pigtails is kinda blocking the view. Damn lady stole my sharpie...
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.
To get a better view......
....of Damian, get your minds out of the gutter.
Huh. I never noticed her before. She is pretty gross. Also, I'd like to point out Kim's MAD RED EYE! in that pic. Just sayin'.
Her english was pretty atrocious too(too Southernized for this far south). I'm pretty sure Damian would have corrected everything she said if he wasn't busy challenging authority.
What, you didn't know I was secretly a vampire?
Damian was never taken back inside the venue to our riotous rioting(which got cut short by a gross man-lady with braids in a puke yellow shirt about 45 seconds after we started it ). For at least an hour and a half, the D-man sat outside in a folding chair looking terribly bored(that cup of water they gave him was pretty exciting, I swear!) while Mike stood around talking to the cops. And then, like Mr. Mr. Mr. Mr. Jorge, Whom I Adore, Whom I Adore, Whom I Adore, Whom I Adore said, there were some cops also talking to each other, goofing around and laughing, doing their "job" of managing the crowd(Really, standing 15 feet away from the mob of people and doing nothing seriously helps control the situation, guys). Freaking piggies.
And then to make things more ironic, Dan ended up standing in the exact spot(the supposed "fire exit," which technically shouldn't count as one because of the irremovable hanging chain fence blocking the way) where Damian had been shoved around/arrested earlier(and Tim was technically blocking the exit as well, since we're on the subject), with a bigger crowd of fans around him, and yet no one hassled him. Somehow thus proving that Dan is a superhero with Bear Hug Powers. Rainbows and puppies shoot out of his hands. Really. Bow to him now.
As I recall, you are exactly right. I remember watching it all happen from the steps as I walked out of the venue, and it seemed more like Damian was getting in trouble for fighting, but that's only what it looked like I suppose. Then the chanting started....
I think you should post the picture of you and Andy with Damian running away in the background, it's my fav!
Nevermind.
I disliked the woman with the frizzie chin length brown hair a lot more. She was the one that started to yell at people, and she argued with Tim when he asked her to put me in the front of the line.