Get down, get busy! TFTWOS (pronounced "Tuft Wuss") is loose on the street! Fleet! I know you don't know me well yet, BUT YOU WILL! Power! Powwwweeeerrr!
So I figure the best way to get this KRAZY ball rolling is for me to tell you a little sumpin-sumpin about my BAD SELF! Whop ding!
Some katz n doggz say, "Hey, man, The First Two Weeks Of September will be AWESOME!" To that, I AGREE!
Others say, "Woah. The First Two Weeks Of September will be HARD." To that, I say: Maybe, maybe not! You want it hard, my little honeycake, I can do that. BUT SOFT N SMOOTH IS MORE MY STYLE."
I've even heard, "The First Two Weeks Of September can't possibly be worse than last year." To that, I say CHEERS AND HIDEY HO, CAUSE I'M AGING LIKE A FINE WINE AND I JUST GET RIPER BY THE DAY. Slurp!
Skunk it!
So if you guys wanna ask me anything or shoot the TFTWOS breeze, I'M IN IT TO THE LIMIT!
Uh huh... Waiting for some MAJIKK,
~~TFTWUS
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Just one question: Will you marry me?
Is that thier rap group? Or am I making things up again?
sep 11th - my birthday
sep 12th - the decemberists at the filmore
tftwos you rule.
w00t
ok so it';s not really that giant - but i tried!
i'm gonna second rose's giant wOOt...
wOOt!
yeah, back to the old skool. Check ma bad self!
yeah, back to the old skool. Check ma bad self!
HAHAHAHAHHHA
"check ma bad self"
hahah i can picture u saying that then taking a swig of stella LOL
<--------- thats a pic of me...i modeld for it.
according the Mayans, the world is ending on my birthday in 2012. That'd be pretty kickass if it were true.