i've never actually done it, but that sounds like something a few people i know would benefit from... the phrase 'uptight ass' is a perfect description of them.
have you ever splashed your drink on someone's face?
occaisonally... i hardly ever get starbucks, so i really appreciate it when i do. i'm not made of money, so it really is an every once in a while sort of thing.
what's the most ridiculously over-priced thing you insist on buying?