No, but my dad would. He likes Mont Blanc pens.
I hate it because he buys all this expensive "upper class" stuff and at the same time lectures us on saving money.
Would you buy a monkey?
Is your car big enough for all your stuff?
Wait...your mom bought you a house in Alabama?
Or is your mom from Alabama?
Or maybe your mom is waiting for you to move to Alabama so she can move somewhere else?
But who wouldn't wanna be with Vinnie?