Tempe Arizona
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dear joe, how can Tempe find a nice Jewish boy? She's been wasting the last 4 years at it Sincerely, A concerned friend that is NOT Tempe, I swear
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would really like to fly but he can't even swim
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substitutes for substitute teachers
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eats fried beans and hotdogs
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predicts the future by staring at the smoke coming out of your coffee
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likes to tie dye t-shirts. If you look real closely, each tie dyed image has a secret message
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went to the beach recently and now can't stop singing beach boy tunes
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Yes, I actually did. But what happens on a Greyhound stays on a Greyhound enjoys Greyhound's rest stops for its' ample supply of chicken fried steaks
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^^gah, can't top the genius of the above statement just made me think of the long nasty 2.5 day trip I took on the Greyhound bus
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I hate how when I look for some fun pics of Davy Jones (of the Monkees), I get tons of pics of that stupid squidy character from "Pirates of the Carribean"
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Dear JM, Is the Mountain Dew company paying you? If so, I demand some of the profits. Toodles, Moutain Don't Doer
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just wrote the biography of Clay Aiken
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she vaguely exists in the inner confines of my psyche stole sally's small shot of sherry
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built a little Clay Aiken figurine tribute out of mashed potatoes
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Dear JM, Why do people drink Mountain Dew? Don't they realize it's poison? Sincerely Don't do the Dew doo