My book was more than a giant suck up to women, it was a complex look at replationships and how the role of females has grown over the last 50 years. It also predicted the end of the world.
(Dont talk to roro, you dont know who she really is, what…
I haven't been really sexist, im just considering future evolutionary possibilities and the impact of male procreation on the female existance. This is purely for scientific purposes. I am lobbying a campaign to ensure this process doesn't happen an…
We'd become A-Sexual. I'd basically be shooting myself Us men have had that little part practiced for years. We may keep a few women around incase we get bored or we miss the constant sound of nagging in our ears. I dunno why im being so sexist. …
Are you qualified to oversee the operation and possibly the birth? If men start having babies the female race will die out and disappear and then the world will be a greener, purer place...
*sits back and waits for complaints*
i know exactly what ya mean! I hate it when i put stupid spelling mistakes! normally i'd of spelt all that wrong as a witty ironic statement. But i really cant be bothered...
Could you cough up a baby? or throw one up
Probably... But i do know one thing! I'd get a bigger baby out of my nose than out of my todger. Thats a fact! So as for now im sticking with sneezing a baby out
You never know? Most poeple wouldn't think a baby would fit out of the conventional hole.. Whos to say your nose couldn't accomodate? Most kids can fit half their hand up there
I'd sooner sneeze a baby out. That'd be awesome! 'Achoooooooo!!!! Sorry, ive jus given birth. Does anyone have a tissue? I have placenta all over myself..'
You actually wanna see my trying to pop a sprog from my hampton? Are you barmy love? I'd be in a right two and eight!
Enough of that!
I'll jus shit em out, you can watch that if you so wish. So long as i have a copy of The Sun i'll be sweet as a n…
I think its about high time us men started having kids and you women toiled the fields! You've had an easy life ever since you ate that bloody apple and now its our turn! Child birth dont look that painful. I reckon i could do it?
I will grant your wish if, its me that has the babies and we have girls with beards and boys with breasts. I dont jus mean fat kids either, i want boys with an impressive pair like yours
Wadda ya say?