He's been a fat useless waste of space for about a year. Hes apparently got a fever? So why play him? Adriano was predictably shat.
Im so tired of hearing how Brazil have already won the cup, they're 11 men like any other team. Greece proved that …
It all depends on the situation? You wouldn't wear jeans an AC/DC t-shirt to your wedding... Likewise wearing a suit to a football match at Scunthorpe is probably not wise.
But if the choice is what you HAD to wear if you had to wear it for life, …
Two cows in field, one says yo the other, "Hows the whole gettin pregnant lark going?"
The other cow replies, "not so well, i've decdided to get artificial insemination. Straight up, no bull..."
Two snowmen in a field, one says 'do you smell carrot…
Im not scaring her, im merely being my usual friendly self.
Hey sweetcheeks, fancy going for dinner tonight, and if things go well how about breakfast too?
And its the refs fault for being blind. The refs are bloody weird this world cup. bookin players for aggressive tackles, i mean come on??
I think they should analyse diving after a match and suspend players for it. They do it if a ref misses an elb…
Oh yeah! its been a year since i was here proper so my mind is a bit rusty from the endless beer and drugs ive been battering my brain with. Aren't you about 15 as well? Technically im breaking the law
I expected Aus to win, but anyone could win those games. We jus haven't seen any upsets, maybe Brazil will lose and not get through!! Awesome, i cant believe Brazil aren't going to go through
Nah, its cool. We only did anal
Have i seen a picture of your mum? If she looks like you roro then shes hotter than the sun. I know someone who got genital herpes in his mouth... you can guess how.
Theres a new Transformers film coming out next y…