Yea, I know. I apologize.
It was 5:30 in the morning after a lock-in (and therefore no sleep), so we started a bad joke telling contest (that was one of them). The best part of being half-awake is that everything is fucking hilarious.
Dead Baby jokes may be the scourge of society, but that doesn't stop me:
How do you fit 100 dead babies in a phone booth?
Blender.
How do you get them out?
Straw.
Basically, they try to get into clubs and dance awkwardly with women who they basically hump around. The song "What is Love" is always playing in the background and they basically fling their heads in time with the beat the entire sketch. It's inc…
QUOTE (Head Full of Crazy @ Jan 25 2006, 10:15 PM)*points to the polatics forum*
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to many words
Sorry, I know. I was frankly too lazy to start a new topic in the politics forum. haha. Hoorah for laziness.
At the risk of getting my little ass kicked:
Yes, Saddam was a bad person, there's no denying that. However, there were so many hidden motives for going into Iraq (oil, show of power, &c.) and there are so many bad people in the world. There …
Yea, it's the Roxbury boys with Jim Carrey as a guest host during an old SNL skit. God, those were good episodes
("wanna dance? wanna... wanna dance? yes? me? yes? yes? dance?")
-my really warm scarf
-new bottle of conditioner
-partying it up to Broadway showtunes in my friends car
-fake lightsaber battles
-knowing that I'm going to an OK Go concert this weekend (!!!!!)
-when the sun comes out
-getting mix CDs that I can ju…
Here's a gem from Ted Nugent (wannabe gov of Michigan):
"The pimps and the whores, the welfare brats, the crybabies, and the bloodsuckers would be completely cut off from society's teat."
Eloquent, ain't he?
QUOTE (sweetness @ Jan 25 2006, 03:35 AM)it hasnt been aired yet in the mountain time zone. but ill probably watch it.
do it. Totally worth every minute.