Psh. You've never arm wrestled against me. I've lost to 11 year-old girls.
It would be funnier if I wasn't lying.
Granted, she was a pretty burly 11 year-old.
In that case...hm, point taken. Now that I think about it, "menfolk" seems to imply burly, moustached, men with tree axes. Besides, bowties>menfolk flannel.
"Bananas are the opposite of stoplights. With bananas green means wait a little, yellow means go right ahead, and red means where the fuck did you get that banana?" -Mitch hedberg.
Red bananas are the new black. Didn't you know that? It's what al…
I just ordered my ticket for the show in Toad's Place on the 28th. I might explode a little. This will be my second show and I can't wait!
Obvious, to Jen, have a kickass time!
more happy things:
-running/jumping hugs
-swinging (as in swing dancing, not swinging as in multiple lovers... though that's not unhappy... right?)
-turning off the news and realizing that, though the reporters may to think otherwise, the world isn'…