Hahahahahahahaha. HA! Oh. It's a shame to the world. I don't know where to start. You haven't ever seen me. Ummm. ? I don't know what to say to that. Right now it just hurts to run. Wait till I'm thirty. So have you ever been kneed?
A gunshot? Hahahaha. You probably mean just getting kneed or something, and, while I have never seen a woman keel over in pain from getting elbowed in the chest, I have also never heard of a man having chronic back problems due to having too large o…
Only because they feed your children, and ensure the survival of the human race. I have nice boobs, but I don't like my legs. I really hate boobs. They hurt.
I think if I were a man I'd be a leg man. As it is I'm attracted to strong backs. I know that must sound wierd, but a guy with a nice back, and that muscle around their waste, I think it's the gluteus minimus actually... mmmm.
Andy, I have a confession to make: I LOVE cheese. Every kind of cheese there is...except gorgonzola, feta, and bleu cheese. I love parmesean, and sharp cheddar, and gruyere, swiss, camambert, and mozzerella. Are you angry?
I'm eating Ravioli. Leftovers from dinner last night, which was awesome, and I'll tell you why. Because Tim (not from ok go) was my waiter, and I haven't seen him since I was like five, and he looks pretty much the same except he's aged slightly and…
I know this is nothing compared to you, Jade, but my power was out all day yesterday, so I couldn't post. So now I have to catch up. I also need to find a way to get a christmas tree up to my bedroom without anybody noticing. I might be able to get …