I googled Slim's and it's an all ages venue. The only setback is that it's on a school night, and my parents probably wouldn't want me to go. But it's two days after my birthday, so maybe I'll just call it a present.
Hey, Dave? What does your signature mean? I got " I never make jokes with tapettes, but I laugh at ugly fat women." Only some of the words are off, I think. But is that it? Or did I translate wrong?