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Awesome Movie Quotes



  • One word: Anchorman

    Brick Tamland: I'm Brick Tamland. People seem to like me because I am polite and I am rarely late. I like to eat ice cream and I really enjoy a nice pair of slacks. Years later, a doctor will tell me that I have an I.Q. of 48 and am what some people call mentally retarded.

    Public TV News Anchor: Not so fast, you ingrates. Public News Team is taking a break from its pledge drive to kick some ass. No commercials, no mercy.

    Ron Burgundy: Boy, that escalated quickly... I mean, that really got out of hand fast.
    Champ Kind: It jumped up a notch.
    Ron Burgundy: It did, didn't it?
    Brick Tamland: Yeah, I stabbed a man in the heart.
    Ron Burgundy: I saw that. Brick killed a guy. Did you throw a trident?
    Brick Tamland: Yeah, there were horses, and a man on fire, and I killed a guy with a trident.
    Ron Burgundy: Brick, I've been meaning to talk to you about that. You should find yourself a safehouse or a relative close by. Lay low for a while, because you're probably wanted for murder.

    Ron Burgundy: Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in German means a whale's vagina.
    Veronica Corningstone: No, there's no way that's correct.
    Ron Burgundy: I'm sorry, I was trying to impress you. I don't know what it means. I'll be honest, I don't think anyone knows what it means anymore. Scholars maintain that the translation was lost hundreds of years ago.
    Veronica Corningstone: Doesn't it mean Saint Diego?
    Ron Burgundy: No. No.
    Veronica Corningstone: No, that's - that's what it means. Really.
    Ron Burgundy: Agree to disagree.
  • "What is the velocity of a swallow?"

    "african or european?"
  • haha yay Ferris and Monty Python quotes!

    "I can't believe that just fucking happened!" and pretty much every other line from The Boondock Saints.

    "Do you have any weed?"
    "No, not on me."
    "It'd be a lot cooler if you did."
    and the rest of Dazed and Confused as well.
  • Legally Blonde happy.gif

    Elle: I'm reading about the LSATs
    Serena: My cousin had that once. Apparently you get a really bad rash on your ...
  • QUOTE (thephantommilk @ Sep 3 2006, 04:28 PM)
    "What is the velocity of a swallow?"

    "african or european?"

    Oh man, Monthy Python is the best! One of my favorite exchanges...

    Sir Bedevere: There are ways of telling whether she is a witch.
    Peasant 1: Are there? Oh well, tell us.
    Sir Bedevere: Tell me. What do you do with witches?
    Peasant 1: Burn them.
    Sir Bedevere: And what do you burn, apart from witches?
    Peasant 1: More witches.
    Peasant 2: Wood.
    Sir Bedevere: Good. Now, why do witches burn?
    Peasant 3: ...because they're made of... wood?
    Sir Bedevere: Good. So how do you tell whether she is made of wood?
    Peasant 1: Build a bridge out of her.
    Sir Bedevere: But can you not also build bridges out of stone?
    Peasant 1: Oh yeah.
    Sir Bedevere: Does wood sink in water?
    Peasant 1: No, no, it floats!... It floats! Throw her into the pond!
    Sir Bedevere: No, no. What else floats in water?
    Peasant 1: Bread.
    Peasant 2: Apples.
    Peasant 3: Very small rocks.
    Peasant 1: Cider.
    Peasant 2: Gravy.
    Peasant 3: Cherries.
    Peasant 1: Mud.
    Peasant 2: Churches.
    Peasant 3: Lead! Lead!
    King Arthur: A Duck.
    Sir Bedevere: ...Exactly. So, logically...
    Peasant 1: If she weighed the same as a duck... she's made of wood.
    Sir Bedevere: And therefore...
    Peasant 2: ...A witch!
  • Hahahahah

    Though it doesn't really count, Flying Circus has some wonderful quotes.
    "Spam spam spam spam spam spam baked beans spam spam"
  • "Dorothy Mantooth is a saint!!!!"

    I also enjoy Galaxy Quest, it's funny because it's dumb.

    Sir Alexander Dane: Could they be the miners?
    Fred Kwan: Sure, they're like three years old.
    Sir Alexander Dane: MINERS, not MINORS.
    Fred Kwan: You lost me.

    Guy Fleegman: I changed my mind. I wanna go back.
    Sir Alexander Dane: After the fuss you made about getting left behind?
    Guy Fleegman: Yeah, but that's when I thought I was the crewman that stays on the ship, and something is up there, and it kills me. But now I'm thinking I'm the guy who gets killed by some monster five minutes after we land on the planet.
    Jason Nesmith: You're not gonna die on the planet, Guy.
    Guy Fleegman: I'm not? Then what's my last name?
    Jason Nesmith: It's, uh, uh - -I don't know.
    Guy Fleegman: Nobody knows. Do you know why? Because my character isn't important enough for a last name, because I'm gonna die five minutes in.
    Gwen DeMarco: Guy, you have a last name.
    Guy Fleegman: DO I? DO I? For all you know, I'm "Crewman Number Six"! Mommy... mommy...
    Sir Alexander Dane: Are we there yet?

    [Gwen and Jason encounter the chompers]
    Gwen DeMarco: What is this thing? I mean, it serves no useful purpose for there to be a bunch of chompy, crushy things in the middle of a hallway. No, I mean we shouldn't have to do this, it makes no logical sense, why is it here?
    Jason Nesmith: 'Cause it's on the television show.
    Gwen DeMarco: Well forget it! I'm not doing it! This episode was badly written!

    And my favorite:
    [Introducing Alex at the convention]
    Announcer: Give him a hand, he's British.
  • Little Miss Sunshine

    Olive: I'd like to dedicate this to my grandpa, who taught me all of my moves.
    Judge: Aw that's sweet, honey. Where's your grandpa?
    Olive: In the trunk of our car.

    And more from Zoolander...

    Zoolander: There was a moment last night, when she was sandwiched between the two Finnish dwarves and the Maori tribesmen, where I thought, "Wow, I could really spend the rest of my life with this woman".
  • "Thats no cookie!" the kid from that indiana jones movie.... when they're in a cave and they were stepping on cruncy insects. I say this line sometimes. If you don't know what I'm talking about you don't count. and you fail in life.
  • QUOTE (tonetoile @ Sep 4 2006, 11:38 AM)

    Though it doesn't really count, Flying Circus has some wonderful quotes.
    "Spam spam spam spam spam spam baked beans spam spam"

    "This is an ex-parrot!"
    "eric the half-a-bee"
    "always look on the bright side of death,
    just before you draw your terminal breath" (its from the song, but it counts!)
  • "Keep the change, you filthy animal."
    And while we're at it: "Merry Christmas, you filthy animal."
    Both quotes come from Home Alone part I and II
  • Hitchhikers Guide has good ones that I'm too lazy to look up right now. The only ones I can think of aren't funny out of context unless you're me and my friends, like..

    Far out!
    Wah, Himilayas!
    It's big, it's fancy, it's gold, it's shiny...I like it!
  • Petey: Hey Linda! You're a bitch!
    Robbie: Thanks Petey, go back in the house... He might have tourettes syndrome. We're looking into it.

    lol The Wedding Singer happy.gif
  • heres one from my favourite movie, Ferris Bueller's Day Off...

    "Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in awhile, you could miss it. "

    i love that!!!
  • 'Did you have an awesome time? Did you listen to awesome music, did you drink awesome shooters, (blabla can't remember) and did you SUCK UP EACH OTHERS AWESOMENESS?!??!' - Janis is pissed at Cady for not inviting her to her party.
    God, I love Mean Girls. It totally brings up all important scenarios and it's much deeper than you may think.

    I have to write this Sponge Bob quote, it's just from an episode, but who cares. You should all take the chance and suck up Sponge Bob's awesomeness.

    (Sponge Bob is hanging on a hook on the wall in a restaurant)
    Squidward: What are you doing, Sponge Bob?
    Sponge Bob: Well, y'know ... just hangin'.
  • "If she were a president she'd have to be baberham lincoln"
    "Excuse me, I'd like to get by now"
    "Suk-cut, well it certainly does suck!"
    "Ribbed for her pleasure...ewwww"

    ahahah WAYNES WORLD!!!!
  • QUOTE (girlonthewing @ Sep 6 2006, 08:34 PM) index.php?act=findpost&pid=75367

    spongebob is the best biggrin.gif
  • My favourite word in the whole wide world:


    <3 Mean Girls.
  • QUOTE (God @ Sep 7 2006, 04:03 PM)
    My favourite word in the whole wide world:

    <3 Mean Girls.

    The world would not exist if it wasn't for the word GROOL.
  • "Savvy?"

    and everything else Johnny Depp has ever said in every movie he's been in haha. Except that one about being a creepy murdering author.
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