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- Goosey January 2005
- Thomas January 2005
- unknown January 2005
- WeMadeShirts January 2005
BREAKDOWN!!!
today is eid(muslim holiday) ALSO on the roster for today is SHERAZ!! AND EVERYTHING I TRY ON LOOKS FAT!!!
why is TODAY a fat day?!!?!???!? UUUUGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
oh my GOD!!! he's going to be like "dude, you werent fat LAST time i saw you??" I put on my "safe" outfits too...u know, the ones that make u look thin, without fail? and guess what? i look fat in those too!!!!!! and its not even in my head, because my mom is like "yeah...dont wear this one"
OH MY GOD!!!! he's going to think im FAT! ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. i am two seconds away from doing ahome lyposuction
ps-FAT DAYS have the WORST timing in the world!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BASTARDDDDDDDDDDDDDS!!!!! my hips look SO WIDE! like i just gave birth to quadruplets and the snow plow had to come through there to make room or something!!! he's going to think i gave birth sometime between september(last time we saw eachother) and now!!!! oh god. i wish he owuldnt come
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he so wanted me. hahahahahha. he was all like
and u know what else?? he thought he had gained weight so he was like SUPER self ocnscious about himself!! hahaha so i was like, off the hook!
his aunt bought me a gift for eid. shes sweet. its a super nice outfit with matching bangles and sge accidentally said "just wanted to give u something from your khala" (khala=moms sister. relation she has to sheraz) and then shes like "i mean...aunty" hahah it was funny. i was like "chill dude. youre not my khala yet!"
he dresses nice. he was wearing a denim jacket that i can swear si from abercrombie. and i hate abercrombie, but i do, by chance, love their denim jackets. and oh my god, this goes tos how u what MORONS guys are. if i thought i gained weight, i would NOT wear horizontal stripes!!! he didnt gain weight, he looked the same. its funny to me when normal looking guys get all crazy about their weight. haha. oddly satisfying. like....sweet revenge, you know? they'll never know what pms feels like, and just the fact that he felt the SAME way i did all day today about his body....oh my. i shouldnt get so happy about osmeone feelign bad baout themselves, but i do. hahaha. but yeah...so he wore black and i was like "ohh...he really WAS having a fat day!" but then eh totally ruined it by wearing horizontal stripes! that un-does the black! that boy needs to learn a few things.
oh, and he was wearing sneakers that matched his sweater. a LOT. so that leads me to believe he owns MANY shoes. we will SO get along.
You can teach him about fashion anyway lol, it can be fixed!
oh man...that snow plow/quadruplets comment totally got under my skin...ewwwww *shudders*
and i hate hate hate fat days. i think they're the worst. worse than bad hair days. by far.