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What is the funniest thing...

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edited November -1 in General Discussion
..you have ever read in the newspaper. Two things come to mind. One was an article about the Matrix Reloaded. It had a picture of Keanu Reeves and the guy that played Agent Smith. I shit you not, the caption said "Keanu Reeves as neo and Hugo Weaving as Matrix". They thought there was a charecter named Matrix. So dumb

I remember my friend showing me an article that said, word for word: "...he then blindfolded her, forced her to smoke crack/cocaine, and then punched her in the face". I don't know why, but I must have laughed for 10 minutes straight.

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  • GuddyShapGuddyShap
    i dont know why but that is hillarious (the second one) hmmm later i will feel bad for laughing about that
  • den6mapleden6maple
    QUOTE (Seifer @ Jun 5 2005, 02:19 PM)
    i dont know why but that is hillarious (the second one) hmmm later i will feel bad for laughing about that


    The situation isn't really funny. But it's just the way the writer worded it. It sounds like he did all those things to her one after the other, really quickly. And you'd think a writer would avoid words like "punched". For some reason, it sounds kinda juvenile to me.
  • GuddyShapGuddyShap
    indeed
  • editor19workeditor19work
    I read an atricle abut a guy who got mugged just outside a club - had his wallet taken. He phoned the police to report it. Waiting for the police to arrivehe got mugged by 2 guys who took his phone and his wrist watch. Then after tkaing a bit of a pasting from these two guys got mugged AGAIN and the only thing he had left to lose was his clothes. So the police turn up to take a report on a guy whos had his wallet taken to find a semi naked man with quite a few cuts and bruises...

    And its all bloody true!


    I still think the best story is that guy they found on a beach who cant talk, doesn't know his name or anything but can play the piano like a machine!
  • 3personmoshpit3personmoshpit
    I didn't read this in a newspaper but it's a magazine ad that I just find hilarious for some reason! I'm laughing right now even!

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  • sabethsabeth
    Hilarious- to the 7th Limit! laugh.gif
  • pencilhail02pencilhail02
    HAHAHA the 7th limit!

    I read an article in our local newspaper once that said
    "Crippled Man climbs corperate latter"
    or something like that- I just thought that was cruel
  • crop51soundcrop51sound
    Haha! That seems like one of those things that you shouldn't laugh at, but you can't help yourself. But hey, at least he was going somwhere!
  • pencilhail02pencilhail02
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH @ least he was going somewhere AHHHHH HAHAHAHAHA!
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