random vin diesel fact generator

edited November -1 in General Discussion
I don't care one way or the other about the guy, but this website is hilarious.


Vin Diesal’s first time working with Steven Spielberg was not “Saving Private Ryan” but was infact Jaws. He played the ocean.

For breakfast, Vin Diesel has two poached eggs and a minivan.

Vin Diesel is 72% badass and 28% cornbread.

If a train leaves Chicago at 5:00, traveling 40 miles per hour, and another train leaves Kansas City at 4:00, traveling 60 miles per hour, neither will arrive in New York before Vin Diesel.

Comments

  • Oh god, I've loved this site for so long.

    "Vin Diesel once cooked 400 tons of chicken noodle soup for the needy but then drank all but 1 in a bet with Samuel L. Jackson."
  • is Vin Diesel homosexual or not? I have been told many things but this site doesn't help?

    Upon being nailed to a cross, Vin is quoted as saying, "If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you could possibly imagine."
  • Vin Diesel once intentionally broke his collarbone into 5000 pieces. He made a new one using magic and used the broken pieces to create the Roman colloseum. When it was destroyed, Vin was furious and killed Caesar

    HAHAHAHAHA
  • In the year 1849 Vin Diesel built Rebecca Jensen, a 43 year old woman for New Hampshire, a unique home in a northern part of the state. After a 30 year stint fighting various rare species in the Galapagos Islands he returned to destroy the home and pose for a photo shoot in front of the burning remains.
  • This is hilarious! Thanks!
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