We currently have Franklinism which was started by my friend Jon four years ago (We're having our 4th Franklinist reunion April 7th) and we now have 70+ members. Jon even made t-shirts designed by my friend Chelsea (who's a brilliant artist).
It's a religion that revolves around a glove with Franklin the turtle on it (hence, Franklinism) and cookie dough as God. It's a very accepting religion... though there is a sect that broke off a while ago (the ambidexterous who are searching for the other lost glove, declared evil by Jon. They think it was good). The glove had ABC123 on it, so that became our chant. If you walk into our teen center and shout "A B C," you will be greeted by a resounding "1 2 3!!"
Seriously, you can. I'm convincing Jon to do a write-up about it so I don't have to try and explain it all. He's so amused to have new "converts." If you happen to be in CT on April 7th, you can even come to the reunion. We have people from all over coming. Jon said he's expecting 100+. It's going to be a party in our town park. Cookie dough for all!
Seriously, you can. I'm convincing Jon to do a write-up about it so I don't have to try and explain it all. He's so amused to have new "converts." If you happen to be in CT on April 7th, you can even come to the reunion. We have people from all over coming. Jon said he's expecting 100+. It's going to be a party in our town park. Cookie dough for all!
your going to have to send us t shirts i hope you kno.
I get emails telling me about upcoming shows in my area...
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MASTERBATOUR: Ministry with Revolting Cocks and Pitbull Daycare at Kool Haus
Presale Begins: Tue, Mar 28 @ 10:00am Public On-sale: Thu, Mar 30 @ 10:00am
WHY WOULD YOU NAME YOUR BAND ANY OF THESE NAMES? Imagine trying to buy these CDs or tickets... umm do you guys have "revolting cocks"? how about "MASTERBATOUR compilation cd"???
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but their stupid.
and meant to be fun.
my current cult is the hail sarah cult.
the point is to hail me.
It's a religion that revolves around a glove with Franklin the turtle on it (hence, Franklinism) and cookie dough as God. It's a very accepting religion... though there is a sect that broke off a while ago (the ambidexterous who are searching for the other lost glove, declared evil by Jon. They think it was good). The glove had ABC123 on it, so that became our chant. If you walk into our teen center and shout "A B C," you will be greeted by a resounding "1 2 3!!"
It's starting to get out of hand actually.
Seriously, you can. I'm convincing Jon to do a write-up about it so I don't have to try and explain it all. He's so amused to have new "converts." If you happen to be in CT on April 7th, you can even come to the reunion. We have people from all over coming. Jon said he's expecting 100+. It's going to be a party in our town park. Cookie dough for all!
your going to have to send us t shirts i hope you kno.
the point is to hail me.
Hahaha. HAIL?
Sounds like my kind of church thing. Count me in!
damnit
o damn.
i allways forget its spelled heil.
i should pay more attention in english class
Despite my initial aversion to it, I'm actually strangely drawn into Camus' The Stranger.
with Revolting Cocks and Pitbull Daycare
at Kool Haus
Presale Begins: Tue, Mar 28 @ 10:00am
Public On-sale: Thu, Mar 30 @ 10:00am
WHY WOULD YOU NAME YOUR BAND ANY OF THESE NAMES?
Imagine trying to buy these CDs or tickets... umm do you guys have "revolting cocks"? how about "MASTERBATOUR compilation cd"???
its sad.