I order a club sandwich all the time. And I'm not even a member, I don't know how I get away with it. "I like my sandwiches with three pieces of bread." "So do I." "Lets form a club then." "Okay, but we're gonna need more stipulations." "Yes we do." "OK... Instead of cutting it once, lets cut it again." "Yeah, four triangles." "And we will position them in a circle. And in the middle we will dump chips. Or potato salad." "Let me ask you a question, how do you feel about frilly toothpicks?" "I'm for 'em!" "Well, this club is formed. Spread the news on menus nationwide." ~Mitch Hedberg
"Sometimes I wave to people I don't know. It is very dangerous to wave to people you don't know, because what if they don't have a hand? They'll think you're cocky. "Look what I got, motherfucker. This thing is useful. I'm gonna go pick something up.""
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that's 'cause you stopped showing your beautiful face around here every two minutes...
i shall explain, there is no longer a board dedicated to me, so all my fans have left, and my fans are good people...
i mean mother
and im worried about the forum.
its weird..
you dont even wanna know
RIP Mitch, we love you all-encompassingly
I order a club sandwich all the time. And I'm not even a member, I don't know how I get away with it.
"I like my sandwiches with three pieces of bread."
"So do I."
"Lets form a club then."
"Okay, but we're gonna need more stipulations."
"Yes we do."
"OK... Instead of cutting it once, lets cut it again."
"Yeah, four triangles."
"And we will position them in a circle. And in the middle we will dump chips. Or potato salad."
"Let me ask you a question, how do you feel about frilly toothpicks?"
"I'm for 'em!"
"Well, this club is formed. Spread the news on menus nationwide."
~Mitch Hedberg
I'm mucho confused.