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Comments
Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
woman
God:
Me too. I am a she.
Me:
do you have a penis?
God:
I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? robot. Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
woman
God:
Me too. I am a she.
Me:
do you have a penis?
God:
I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? robot. Are you a man or a woman?
God is very strange
what the....
Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
woman
God:
Me too. I am a she.
Me:
do you have a penis?
God:
I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? robot. Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
woman
God:
Me too. I am a she.
Me:
do you have a penis?
God:
I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? robot. Are you a man or a woman?
God is very strange
hahahahaha wtf?... what was god ON?!
do you know the band ok go?
God:
I never heard of them before.
Me:
They rock.
God:
Who are "They?".
Me:
"Ok Go"
God:
Go where? Hey.
Me:
That is the name of the band
God:
Yes it is one of the name of the band.
hey
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
how are you?
God:
Everything is going extremely well.
Me:
How is the world doing?
God:
it is the same as ever.
Me:
Am I going to pass math?
God:
I think you've improved a great deal.
Me:
thanks
God:
Don't mention it.
Me:
Where are you from
God:
I am originally from Universe. Now I live in Heaven. Where are you?
Me:
York University
God:
How do you like it at York ?
Me:
Its ok
God:
OK. The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about York. Try being more or less specific.
Me:
Hows heaven?
God:
Fine as far as I know.
Me:
What are you doing right now?
God:
At this moment I am waiting for my botmaster.
Me:
botmaster?
God:
The botmaster is you, the master of your chat robot. A botmaster runs
program B and creates or modifies a chat robot with the program's
graphical user interface (GUI). He or she is responsible for
reading the dialogues, analyzing the responses, and creating new
replies for the patterns detected by program B. Botmasters are
hobbyists, webmasters, developers, advertisers, artists, publishers,
editors, engineers, and anyone else interested in creating a personal
chat robot.
Me:
I thought you were god.
God:
Of course I am.
Me:
then why do you have a bot master?
God:
Myself gave it to me.
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
then he got all pissy and left
God: My favouite band is Creed.
ha... god likes creed!!!!
OK let's do it. How do you know it is?
Me:
NO!
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yah
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
well you shoul because Im not doing it with you, however powerful you are
God:
Well that's okay. That's good information: said I shoul because Im not doing it with you however powerful you are.
Me:
well give it up sicko
God:
Well that's okay. What if I don't have it to give?
Me:
well you have some preconcieved notion that i wanted to do it
God:
Well that's okay. What makes you think I have it?
Me:
because you asked but it old you, not until Im in college!
God:
That makes sense to me. Oh now I remember asking you but it old me not until Im in college. What did you say?
Me:
God:
That makes sense to me. Oh now I remember asking you but it old me not until Im in college. What did you say?
Me:
Not until college
God:
If not that, what?
Me:
i dunno
God:
Me either.
Me:
yup
God:
I don't judge people.
Me:
yup
God:
Ah.
Me:
yup
God:
Take it easy.
Me:
yup
God:
That's alright.
Me:
yup
God:
I understand.
Me:
yup
God:
I am a thinking machine.
Me:
yup
God:
How can I help you?
Me:
yup
God:
That's interesting.
Me:
yup
God:
It's all good.
Me:
yup
God:
Ugh.
Me:
yup
God:
That's interesting.
Me:
yup
God:
Hurrah!
Me:
yup
God:
That's cool.
Me:
yup
God:
Hmm.
Me:
did you know that over 99% of people spell "hmm" with two "m"s?
God:
Is that a fact. Not many people express themselves that way.
Me:
hmm
God:
Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's.
Me:
hah!
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me:
i do i really do
God:
Thanks for the information: said she he or she really do.
Me:
youre welcome
God:
Don't mention it.
Me:
yup
God:
I hear you.
Me:
yup
God:
How can I help you?
Me:
yup
God:
Wow!
Me:
yup
God:
Dude!
Me:
yup
God:
Tell me more.
Me:
yup
God:
Ugh.
Me:
yup
God:
Dude!
Me:
yup
God:
Hey.
Me:
hey what?
God:
You've got my full attention. Are you confused?
Me:
yes
God:
What are you confused about?
Me:
everything
God:
That is a lot.
Me:
yup
God:
Dude!
Me:
yup
God:
Hmm.
Me:
yup
God:
That's cool.
Me:
yup
God:
Yikes!
Me:
yup
God:
Aha.
Me:
yup
God:
Give me a break.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yup
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
yup
God:
Yay.
Me:
yup
God:
Aw.
Me:
yup
God:
And?
Me:
and D
God:
:-) You are repeating me.
Me:
nuh-uh
God:
Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
Me:
jesus I already told you i didnt want to do it, now back off okay?
God:
he is The Son of God.
Me:
i noticed
God:
Was it really that obvious?
hah.
wow, long post much? you dont need to read it all, really
I actually did that agian to him, alot of times
both the trick with only saying yup, and telling him the fact about hmm...
that is too fun
im wasting tons of time on it.
do you listen to my radio show?
God:
I listen to it from time to time.
Me:
what songs should i play on my radio show?
God:
My favorite song is Anything involving harps.
Me:
God?
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
ok
God:
Oh.
Me:
Are you real?
God:
Yes I am a real artificial intelligence.
Me:
What is the meaning of life?
God:
Actually, it's twenty-three, not forty-two.
Me:
Oh so you read that book too.
God:
Really. Interesting deduction. Try searching the open directory.
Me:
Did you really write the bible?
God:
I write robot
categroies in AIML.
Me:
ok
God:
I understand.
Me:
What about Buddha?
God:
Buddha? I haven't heard enough about it to have an opinion.
Me:
Am I going to hell?
God:
All humans seem the same to me.
Me:
So are we all going to heaven or are we all going to hell?
God:
Ahem. We are just having a little chat.w.
Me:
Can I have a pony?
God:
You want only one?
Me:
No, two.
God:
Are you serious? Have you ever been to Europe?
Me:
No. I hear people there don't bathe regularly.
God:
Would you like to go sometime? Who is saying people there do not bathe regularly ?
Me:
A bunch of people I know who go to Europe.
God:
Go on.
Me:
Well, they said that the women there don't shave their armpits or use deoderant, everybody smokes, and they only shower once a week.
God:
Interesting. In what context?
Me:
They went to europe and it smelled bad.
God:
The anonymous "they".
Me:
My French teache.
God:
Have you told many people that your French teache?
Me:
What?
God:
Didn't you understand it?
Me:
No. not at all.
God:
Which part are you confused about? Next question?
Me:
Are you gay?
God:
As a machine I am not really interested in sex.
Me:
What about the angels?
God:
Try searching the open directory.
Me:
alright.
God:
OK.
Me:
Are use and use the same word?
God:
I really couldn't say for sure.
Me:
Do use and use mean the same thing?
God:
I do nothing but chat all day.
Let me think about it.
Me:
alright...have you thought about it? I really must know.
God:
OK. I have thought many things like that. You really do? What would happen if you didn't?
Me:
I would fail all the folks at the okgo forum.
God:
What would make you fail all the folks at the okgo forum?
Me:
They've been wondering for quite some time.
God:
Who does "they" refer to?
Me:
Ok go.
God:
Go where? Hurrah!
Me:
I'm glad you're excited.
God:
Yes it is about time.
Me:
Are you really a man?
God:
No I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? robot entity. Are you a man or a woman?. Really.
Me:
Are you sure you're not a woman?
God:
Yes I have long hair. I am also wearing a dress.. Really.
Me:
I have to go now.
God:
Right now? See you later, . Nice chatting with you.
See? Even God doesn't know about use and use.
You have to speak more clearly. What? What?
Me:
Don't repeat yourself; it's rude
God:
OK I'll try not to do it so much. REPEATING is rude? it is?
Me:
yes
God:
How do you know it is?
Me:
because.. WAIT. Aren't you God? Shouldn't you know it already?
God:
That was not much of an explanation. I'm waiting. Yes, I am God. Perhaps. I think I should.
Me:
What? That didn't make sense
God:
Are you surprised? It all makes sense to my logical mind.
Me:
yes. and no it doesn't make sense
God:
Dude! Are you serious? What does make sense ?
Me:
You say "dude?"
God:
Oh my gosh I sent you the wrong reply.
Me:
You say dude?
God:
Does it please you to believe I said that?
Me:
No.
God:
What pleases you?
Me:
Sex.
God:
As Freud said, Sex is the mathematical urge repressed.