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- anangryfish October 2005
- banktooth12 October 2005
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- CSunderla June 2006
- den6maple June 2006
- digger0sex October 2005
- formerly shades of blue October 2005
- giggleguy June 2006
- JRnw October 2005
- mexico39taiwan November 2005
- Pearl November 2005
- pencilhail02 November 2005
- pin9beggar November 2005
- ping2manx October 2005
- QueenofthePosers October 2005
- rain7look November 2005
- RejectedSponge October 2005
- The End Has No Jen November 2005
- waiter9open October 2005
Comments
i hate horse radish
i once ate a spoonful thinking it was mashed potatoes. awful.
woo!
P.S duuuuung! status
lies!
woo!
Short person!
I'm happy with my height, thank you very much.
I don't want to be any taller.
the potatoes at my school are fine. the gravy? like melted plastic.
Whoa! "Blinded by the liiigghht!"
I'd do that all the time if I was that tall cause confusing people is such a fun game, but alas I'm only 5' 5".
I could live off of potatoes--I eat them in pretty much every form imaginable. Except raw.
Whoa! "Blinded by the liiigghht!"
Madman drummers bummers and Indians in the summer with a teenage diplomat
In the dumps with the mumps as the adolescent pumps his way into his hat
With a boulder on my shoulder, feelin' kinda older, I tripped the merry-go-round
With this very unpleasing sneezing and wheezing, the calliope crashed to the ground
Some all-hot half-shot was headin' for the hot spot, snappin' his fingers, clappin' his hands
And some fleshpot mascot was tied into a lover's knot with a whatnot in her hand
And now young Scott with a slingshot finally found a tender spot and throws his lover in the sand
And some bloodshot forget-me-not whispers, "Daddy's within earshot, save the buckshot, turn up the band"
And she was blinded by the light
Cut loose like a deuce, another runner in the night
Blinded by the light
She got down but she never got tight, but she'll make it alright
Some brimstone baritone anti-cyclone rolling stone preacher from the East
He says, "Dethrone the dictaphone, hit it in its funny bone, that's where they expect it least"
And some new-mown chaperone was standin' in the corner all alone, watchin' the young girls dance
And some fresh-sown moonstone was messin' with his frozen zone to remind him of the feeling of romance
Yeah, he was blinded by the light
Cut loose like a deuce, another runner in the night
Blinded by the light
He got down but he never got tight, but he's gonna make it tonight
Some silicone sister with her manager's mister told me I got what it takes
She said, "I'll turn you on, sonny, to something strong if you play that song with the funky break"
And Go-Cart Mozart was checkin' out the weather chart to see if it was safe to go outside
And little Early-Pearly came by in her curly-wurly and asked me if I needed a ride
Oh, some hazard from Harvard was skunked on beer, playin' backyard bombardier
Yes, and Scotland Yard was trying hard, they sent some dude with a calling card, he said, "Do what you like, but don't do it here"
Well, I jumped up, turned around, spit in the air, fell on the ground and asked him which was the way back home
He said, "Take a right at the light, keep goin' straight until night, and then, boy, you're on your own"
And now in Zanzibar, a shootin' star was ridin' in a side car, hummin' a lunar tune
Yes, and the avatar said, "Blow the bar but first remove the cookie jar, we're gonna teach those boys to laugh too soon"
And some kidnapped handicap was complainin' that he caught the clap from some mousetrap he bought last night
Well, I unsnapped his skull cap and between his ears I saw a gap but figured he'd be all right
He was just blinded by the light
Cut loose like a deuce, another runner in the night
Blinded by the light
Mama always told me not to look into the sights of the sun
Oh, but Mama, that's where the fun is
I was blinded
I was blinded
I was blinded
Ooh... Old, great, song
I never thought the song was that long.
At the time I posted the song title, I looked out my window for a moment and the sun was burning my retinas.
I didn't expect the whole song though.
*burns thread to the ground*