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- agentnumone January 2006
- honeyowl4 January 2006
- tune1shade January 2006
My Maybe Govener, A Vampire
So, many of you probably remember Jessie Ventura (RRRARRRR!) as our (MN's) previous governor.
Howevs, this new candidate puts the feather boa-d - XFL annoucer - pseudo English-speaking man to shame.
He is a vampire. Wait, no. A Vampyre.
Snippits from his site:
"[...] Minnesota has a lot of Governmental problems. Though there is a surplus and it is not being used properly. There is a lot of 'back room politicking', that is affecting innocent people in the state."
"During my time as Governor, drug dealers and users will live in fear. I will introduce extremely harsh punishment for those who not only use illegal drugs, I will fight to make dealers serve life in prison, or better yet, Impalement."
"On 26 Oct 86, when my grandmother died, I developeda deep hatred towards God The Father. 3-weeks after I threw my first wife and son out, and developed a relationship with the woman who would ventually become my second wife."
What are we DOING
Here I present: SharkeyJohnathon "The Impaler" Sharkey
Howevs, this new candidate puts the feather boa-d - XFL annoucer - pseudo English-speaking man to shame.
He is a vampire. Wait, no. A Vampyre.
Snippits from his site:
"[...] Minnesota has a lot of Governmental problems. Though there is a surplus and it is not being used properly. There is a lot of 'back room politicking', that is affecting innocent people in the state."
"During my time as Governor, drug dealers and users will live in fear. I will introduce extremely harsh punishment for those who not only use illegal drugs, I will fight to make dealers serve life in prison, or better yet, Impalement."
"On 26 Oct 86, when my grandmother died, I developeda deep hatred towards God The Father. 3-weeks after I threw my first wife and son out, and developed a relationship with the woman who would ventually become my second wife."
What are we DOING
Here I present: SharkeyJohnathon "The Impaler" Sharkey
Comments
one of the worst gimicks ever =p
"The pimps and the whores, the welfare brats, the crybabies, and the bloodsuckers would be completely cut off from society's teat."
Eloquent, ain't he?
blood tax?
much more cost effective
plus unlimted "got wood" jokes
much more cost effective
plus unlimted "got wood" jokes
Gaaahh!!
But yeah. He plans on building casinos to pay for tax cuts and shit.
...says Prez Washinton!
He's selling the rights to build a non-Indian based casino and creating revenue by selling it to the highest bidder.
It sounds hokey to me.