So far, I have (sadly) not taken advantage of my porn-buying abilities.
Instead, I mistook cake batter for frosting and tried to eat a bowlful.
My mom had to stop me. haha.
<3
That's ok, you arer the official porn star member of the Official OkGo Roach Broach Society. (We allow no other porn stars but you into our organization.)
Haaaa, cake batter sounds good right about now. But instead, I will eat some chocolate in your honor. Happy Birthday!!!!
I jsut returned from being kidnapped by my friends where we 1) went to the local sex novelty store (my favorite porn title? "Little Oral Annie"), bought cigarettes (legal!)/lottery tickets (Poweball bee-atch), played with puppies (one tried to escape, the other thought my fingers were the most interesting things ever), got hit on by a drunk guy in the food court ("see that guy in the red shirt over there? He thinks you guys are SPECTACULAR"), and sang loudly in Coldstone.
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I plan on going out and buying cigarettes and porn (Erotic Hairdressers will be mine!) and holding puppies at the pet store.
Thanks again!
Best wishes and good luck for your next and hopefully awesome year of life.
So far, I have (sadly) not taken advantage of my porn-buying abilities.
Instead, I mistook cake batter for frosting and tried to eat a bowlful.
My mom had to stop me. haha.
<3
I bring you imaginary french toast, waffles, and pancakes for free!
So far, I have (sadly) not taken advantage of my porn-buying abilities.
Instead, I mistook cake batter for frosting and tried to eat a bowlful.
My mom had to stop me. haha.
<3
That's ok, you arer the official porn star member of the Official OkGo Roach Broach Society. (We allow no other porn stars but you into our organization.)
Haaaa, cake batter sounds good right about now. But instead, I will eat some chocolate in your honor. Happy Birthday!!!!
I jsut returned from being kidnapped by my friends where we 1) went to the local sex novelty store (my favorite porn title? "Little Oral Annie"), bought cigarettes (legal!)/lottery tickets (Poweball bee-atch), played with puppies (one tried to escape, the other thought my fingers were the most interesting things ever), got hit on by a drunk guy in the food court ("see that guy in the red shirt over there? He thinks you guys are SPECTACULAR"), and sang loudly in Coldstone.
We're so immature.
oh and happy b'day!
happy birthday tonetoile!!!
hope u have an awesome day!
Don't forget that someday we'll be wearing our berets around La Belle Province and emulating this man:
-from me and Martin Van Buren