But somewhere in England is the perfect English accent, or lack there of. It is my mission to find it.
It's tucked under that pile of black plagued bodies that will one day rise from the earth to eat it's inhabitants! *ahem* Oh sorry, thought this was a bad Sci Fi movie. I think the perfect English accent died when everyone stopped wearing dandy boy outfits 200 years ago. That's also when we lost chivalry, perfect gentlemen(Although there were a few of those on the Titanic), and elegant ladies. Everything got wiped out at once, when the Americans went to war with Britain. As we all soon learned, attacking the Motherland wasn't such a good idea. What'd we win? No taxes on tea and foreign products? Dang, I'd have taken the chivalry. Bad choice, Colonial America. You destroyed another people and their society.
I do think Damian would have fit in perfectly in that time period. "You sir, shall not use the word u-tilize in this household! I am so abhored by you, I challenge you to a duel of pistols to the death after tea! Would you care for some sugar with that? A crumpet maybe?" hehe (Look, this is me pretending to stay on topic, whoo!)
hahaha, that doesn't sound like a bad sci fi movie, it sounds like a rad one.
also nice tie in. I am also sure that olden-timey Damian would abhor the word u tilize.
haha, we should make a movie with that plot then! Damian can play the lead zombie who eats/attacks anyone who says the word u tilize.
"Quick, u tilize that gun -- OHMYGODMYEYE,AHHHH!! *gets eaten by undead Kulash*"
Of course, when he crawls out of the ground at the beginning, he'll be dressed much like that Jane magazine spread. That'll attract all the ladies to go see it. We'll make billions!
It's tucked under that pile of black plagued bodies that will one day rise from the earth to eat it's inhabitants! *ahem* Oh sorry, thought this was a bad Sci Fi movie. I think the perfect English accent died when everyone stopped wearing dandy boy outfits 200 years ago. That's also when we lost chivalry, perfect gentlemen(Although there were a few of those on the Titanic), and elegant ladies. Everything got wiped out at once, when the Americans went to war with Britain. As we all soon learned, attacking the Motherland wasn't such a good idea. What'd we win? No taxes on tea and foreign products? Dang, I'd have taken the chivalry. Bad choice, Colonial America. You destroyed another people and their society.
I do think Damian would have fit in perfectly in that time period. "You sir, shall not use the word u-tilize in this household! I am so abhored by you, I challenge you to a duel of pistols to the death after tea! Would you care for some sugar with that? A crumpet maybe?" hehe (Look, this is me pretending to stay on topic, whoo!)
^^^^ OMG, Kikky, you're brilliant! The Kulash would fit right into that time period. Even the name "Damian Kulash, Jr." sounds very old time English. He just needs to sign it in a really elegant fancy way, so that we could forge his signature into the Constitution. Wow, I'm really going crazy now. Tee Hee.
He's not DEAD...he's Undead. There's a difference. I have a Zombie Attack Guide manual if you need to borrow it. You can be undead and be attractive. His eyes will be white and he's wander aimlessly looking for prey that utters the word u tilize. And he'll be attractive and wearing only a scarf in the process. Just for you.
But the undead are even more unattractive than regular dead people. I would like that book, you were reading it while you were here, and it sounded interesting. Wasn't there another survival book you were reading, too?
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It's tucked under that pile of black plagued bodies that will one day rise from the earth to eat it's inhabitants!
*ahem* Oh sorry, thought this was a bad Sci Fi movie.
I think the perfect English accent died when everyone stopped wearing dandy boy outfits 200 years ago. That's also when we lost chivalry, perfect gentlemen(Although there were a few of those on the Titanic), and elegant ladies. Everything got wiped out at once, when the Americans went to war with Britain. As we all soon learned, attacking the Motherland wasn't such a good idea. What'd we win? No taxes on tea and foreign products? Dang, I'd have taken the chivalry. Bad choice, Colonial America. You destroyed another people and their society.
I do think Damian would have fit in perfectly in that time period. "You sir, shall not use the word u-tilize in this household! I am so abhored by you, I challenge you to a duel of pistols to the death after tea! Would you care for some sugar with that? A crumpet maybe?" hehe (Look, this is me pretending to stay on topic, whoo!)
also nice tie in. I am also sure that olden-timey Damian would abhor the word u tilize.
also nice tie in. I am also sure that olden-timey Damian would abhor the word u tilize.
haha, we should make a movie with that plot then! Damian can play the lead zombie who eats/attacks anyone who says the word u tilize.
"Quick, u tilize that gun -- OHMYGODMYEYE,AHHHH!! *gets eaten by undead Kulash*"
Of course, when he crawls out of the ground at the beginning, he'll be dressed much like that Jane magazine spread. That'll attract all the ladies to go see it. We'll make billions!
I'd see it! It'd surely would knock the socks off x-men.
*ahem* Oh sorry, thought this was a bad Sci Fi movie.
I think the perfect English accent died when everyone stopped wearing dandy boy outfits 200 years ago. That's also when we lost chivalry, perfect gentlemen(Although there were a few of those on the Titanic), and elegant ladies. Everything got wiped out at once, when the Americans went to war with Britain. As we all soon learned, attacking the Motherland wasn't such a good idea. What'd we win? No taxes on tea and foreign products? Dang, I'd have taken the chivalry. Bad choice, Colonial America. You destroyed another people and their society.
I do think Damian would have fit in perfectly in that time period. "You sir, shall not use the word u-tilize in this household! I am so abhored by you, I challenge you to a duel of pistols to the death after tea! Would you care for some sugar with that? A crumpet maybe?" hehe (Look, this is me pretending to stay on topic, whoo!)
^^^^ OMG, Kikky, you're brilliant! The Kulash would fit right into that time period. Even the name "Damian Kulash, Jr." sounds very old time English. He just needs to sign it in a really elegant fancy way, so that we could forge his signature into the Constitution. Wow, I'm really going crazy now. Tee Hee.
"Quick, u tilize that gun -- OHMYGODMYEYE,AHHHH!! *gets eaten by undead Kulash*"
But how can he be attractive if he's dead?
He's not DEAD...he's Undead. There's a difference. I have a Zombie Attack Guide manual if you need to borrow it. You can be undead and be attractive. His eyes will be white and he's wander aimlessly looking for prey that utters the word u tilize. And he'll be attractive and wearing only a scarf in the process. Just for you.