In this Discussion
- agentnumone June 2006
- giggleguy June 2006
- mexico39taiwan June 2006
- pencilhail02 June 2006
- QueenofthePosers June 2006
ITS RHYME TIME, ITS YOUR TURN TO SHINE
Post your retarded poems/rhymes or your serious poems/rhymes... WHATEVER FLOATS YOUR BOAT YOU GOAT!
Ok I'll Start... This is called, "My Friend Fred, I wish he was dead"
So I went to Fred and this is what I said,
I said oh em gee I've lost all my street cred,
So Fred said to me Lost?Ha! and I said to Fred,
Yes Fred, that is what I said.
So I slapped Fred, And Fred stated to cry,
Sorry Mel, Fred Said
I swear I'll get it back or at least I'll try,
But Fred went reluctantly to bed,
you see fred had a bad day, and he'd obviously been high.
He woke up with a headache,
do doubt from the slap,
So he said He'd bake himself a cake,
But first he'd freshen up, so he opend the tap,
then slipped on the floor and drained out the lake.
Oh Fred, every move is a mistake...
Fred awoke to a drowned apartment,
And the sounds of an unwelcome purcussion,
The land lord had come, to collect overdue rent,
And Fred had been out due to the painfull concussion.
I was the landlord,
An awesome one too,
I'm a certified Item hord,
I was so Pissed I kicked him with my shoe.
Fred I said, Get out of this place,
Fred you bum, pay me and get out,
Fred I don't want you to leave a trace,
So Fred left, a bump on his head, and a big jerky pout.
Most likely a foool with not a strand of grace.
Thats my stroy of Fred and I,
I really tried with Fred, but Fred could hardly eat pie,
without a thought in his head Fred never did try,
Fred lacked all the skills, and he had only one eye,
Fred placed 10 in a 9 person race and thought it was a tie.
Oh Fred.... Please don't cry,
just die.
Ok I'll Start... This is called, "My Friend Fred, I wish he was dead"
So I went to Fred and this is what I said,
I said oh em gee I've lost all my street cred,
So Fred said to me Lost?Ha! and I said to Fred,
Yes Fred, that is what I said.
So I slapped Fred, And Fred stated to cry,
Sorry Mel, Fred Said
I swear I'll get it back or at least I'll try,
But Fred went reluctantly to bed,
you see fred had a bad day, and he'd obviously been high.
He woke up with a headache,
do doubt from the slap,
So he said He'd bake himself a cake,
But first he'd freshen up, so he opend the tap,
then slipped on the floor and drained out the lake.
Oh Fred, every move is a mistake...
Fred awoke to a drowned apartment,
And the sounds of an unwelcome purcussion,
The land lord had come, to collect overdue rent,
And Fred had been out due to the painfull concussion.
I was the landlord,
An awesome one too,
I'm a certified Item hord,
I was so Pissed I kicked him with my shoe.
Fred I said, Get out of this place,
Fred you bum, pay me and get out,
Fred I don't want you to leave a trace,
So Fred left, a bump on his head, and a big jerky pout.
Most likely a foool with not a strand of grace.
Thats my stroy of Fred and I,
I really tried with Fred, but Fred could hardly eat pie,
without a thought in his head Fred never did try,
Fred lacked all the skills, and he had only one eye,
Fred placed 10 in a 9 person race and thought it was a tie.
Oh Fred.... Please don't cry,
just die.
Comments
all wanted was to be high
then he went to holland
and bought a magic hand
it grants wishs you know
and so he desided so..
to wish away his daily blues
to wish to why OH MY WHAT NEWS
then he died
but tis why i heart thee
never had lice
we have no food
i say dude
my phone is blue
so is your shoe
i dont know
please keep this thread alive
I cannot rhyme to survive.
I also can't spell.
I must be going to hell.
They're hidden away with some lesbian ham,
This is a mad thread
So mad I might just pop off to bed.
Hehe I pulled off an excellent Mighty Boosh quote!!!!
How about we go to the beach on thursday?
If it gets cold on that day
I will lend you my sweater, is that ok?
and if you lose my sweater on that day
I will hug you for a day, ok?
that will surely make you pay.
And if you were to steal my sweater
I would love to do no better
than pit a feather in my hat
and flap my wings, just like a bat
and that should be the end of that.
Now if you got my sweater wet
I would have to buy a jet
and fly around the world to meet a vet
and buy some wool to make a new sweater, which isn't wet.
Now it is time to go to the beach for the day
do you think it will be cold out today?
I'll take my sweater, just in case
maybe we'll have a picnic, I'll take my suitcase
why don't we sit down, and embrace
the sunlight that shines on our face
I don't think we will need that sweater in my suitcase
smell like fish
oh that didnt rhyme
bugger
Or am i awake,
But I'm with you,
So I must be dreaming,
Don't wake up.
Don't leave.
Don't struggle.
Don't tease.
Bye.
I'll see you again,
In my dreams.