Awesome Movie Quotes

manx9shrine

ooo now you got to do it in a really NY accent Tempe to make it official and authentic. Like "I'm waaauuulking here!" haha

Tempe Arizona

QUOTE (porifera @ Aug 22 2007, 10:18 PM)

ooo now you got to do it in a really NY accent Tempe to make it official and authentic. Like "I'm waaauuulking here!" haha

I swear, last time I was in NY, my sister and I kept going around saying that. My best friend who was w/ us just pretended that she didn't know us

kissteam1

I would pretend I didn't knwo you too

Tempe Arizona

QUOTE (God @ Aug 23 2007, 05:31 PM)

I would pretend I didn't knwo you too

Hey, I wasn't acting like a tourist! I'm from that area, so it doesn't count. Besides, Tempe = Straight jacket time

walk2sock

"INCONCEIVABLE!"

kissteam1

I'm bitter and angry that I've only been to the west side of the US.

"I love that word "relationship". Covers all manner of sins, doesn't it? I fear that this has become a bad relationship. A relationship based on the President taking exactly what he wants and casually ignoring all those things that really matter to, erm... Britain. We may be a small country but we're a great one, too. The country of Shakespeare, Churchill, the Beatles, Sean Connery, Harry Potter. David Beckham's right foot. David Beckham's left foot, come to that. And a friend who bullies us is no longer a friend. And since bullies only respond to strength, from now onward, I will be prepared to be much stronger. And the President should be prepared for that."



I love that part so hard.

circlenepal20

"When someone asks you if you are a God you say YES!!" --Ghostbusters one of them anyway

"I can't make decisions, I'm a president!" --Spaceballs

kissteam1

"Oh, I like your outfit too, except when I dress up as a stiff frigid bitch, I try not to look so constipated."

mumblo

QUOTE (Tempe Arizona @ Aug 22 2007, 10:13 PM)

Best line ever in a movie hands down:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gRs_kXPVm7g...ted&search=

Hey, did you know Dustin Hoffman ad-libbed that line? He told the story on The Actors' Studio. I guess he really was almost hit by a cab, and the line just came out. And cinematic history was born.

One time when I was sick, a friend of mine asked me how I was doing. I told her I felt like Ratso Rizzo on the bus to Miami!

ETA: (Non-sequitur) I love this line from Say Anything: "I gave her my heart, and she gave me a pen."

dust33rain

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eEICiN9JgO0

the Mother after climbing the stairs and taking pills with martini, "if the hardware store was open downstairs I was going to buy a knife and kill myself"

I love this movie! Sorry for the long clip;)

walk2sock

Michael: At least your name isn't Michael Bolton.
Samir: You know there's nothing wrong with that name.
Michael: There was nothing wrong with it... until I was about 12 years old and that no-talent ass clown became famous and started winning Grammys.
Samir: Hmm... well why don't you just go by Mike instead of Michael?
Michael: No way. Why should I change? He's the one who sucks.

walk2sock

"Who are you?"
"I'm.... the money."
"Then you may remain so, as long as you remain silent."
- Shakespeare in Love

"Everyone is less mysterious than they think they are."
- Elizabethtown

circlenepal20

Ahh yes. Couldn't pull them off the top of my head, but here's more spaceballs:

Dark Helmet: [mask down] Not so fast, Lone Starr.
Lone Starr: Helmet. So, at last we meet for the first time for the last time. [thinks about what he said] Yeah.
Dark Helmet: Before you die, there is something you should know about us, Lone Starr.
Lone Starr: What?
Dark Helmet: I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former room-mate.
Lone Starr: What's that make us?
Dark Helmet: Absolutely nothing. Which is what you are about to become.


Helmet: Yogurt. Yogurt. I hate Yogurt. Even with strawberries.


Gosh there's so many more good ones. That movie is hilarial.
Well, it's also very visual...

circlenepal20

Ludacris speed. GO!!

manx9shrine

hahaha Office Space!

dust33rain

this thread is making me laugh!

"we are the knights who say Ni!"
"run away!"
The Holy Grail



"you have to realize that your perspective is fucked,so you work the controls like you're straight"

"if you don't count all the times he sold dope disguised as a nun!"
Heavy Metal

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SDHFCKD8wgo

KristaMichelle

Emperor's New Groove:

"I know! I'll turn him into a flea. A harmless little flea. And then I'll put that flea in a box! Then I'll put that box inside of another box! And then I'll mail that box to myself. And when it arrives....I'll smash it with a hammer!"


Rush Hour 3:

"I don't know what you been feedin' him, but he is too damn big!"

Carter: Well, for your information, I'm part Chinese now. That's right, Lee. For the last three years, I have studied the ancient teachings of Buddha, earning two black belts in Wu Shu martial arts, spending every afternoon the Hong Kong Massage parlor. I'm half Chinese, baby!
Lee: If you're half Chinese, I'm half black. I'm your brother and I'm fly. You down with that, Snoopy? That's dope, innit?
Carter: Sorry, Lee. You can't be black. There's a height requirement.

"Lee, I'm going to kill you if we die!"

circlenepal20

And of course, who can forget:

KKKKAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!



edit: less pixelated pic.

dust33rain

Captain Kirk!! Good one Wolf359! I love Star Trek!


I haven't seen this yet:

"it's astounding, time is fleeting...madness takes it's toll..."

circlenepal20

"How do you do I...
Think you've met my...
Faithful, Handyman!

He's just a little brought down because...
When you knocked...
He thought you were the... Candy man!!"

Very nice!!!