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Awesome Movie Quotes
Some movies are just so goshdarn quotable.
"What is this?! A CENTRE FOR ANTS?!"
<3<3<3 Zoolander.
"What is this?! A CENTRE FOR ANTS?!"
<3<3<3 Zoolander.
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"It's like watching a bunch of retards trying to hump a doorknob out there!" --Dodgeball
"This sticker is dangerous and inconvenient, but I do like Fig Newtons." --Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby
I.N.T.E.L.L.I.G.E.N.C.E: Yes there is.
Gary Johnston: Oh, I get it. I'm supposed to get in your car and let you put your finger inside me. Then if I go down on you, I get a movie.
Spottswoode: Please, Gary, I'm not from Hollywood. I'm not going to fuck your mouth and my time is extremely valuable.
Shaun: Mum, look, what would you say if I told you that over the years Philip's been quite unkind to me?
Barbara: Well you weren't always the easiest person to live with.
Shaun: Mum, he chased me around the garden with a bit of wood!
Barbara: Well you did call him a you-know-what!
Shaun: Oh what, did he tell you that?
Barbara: Yes he did.
Shaun: Motherf*cker!
Barbara: Shaun!
Shaun: Sorry mother... mum!
The Mighty Boosh
Vince Noir: Howard... Howard... Howard... Howard... Howard... Howard... Howard... Howard... Howard... Howard... Howard... Howard?
Howard Moon: This better be good.
Vince Noir: You know the black bits in bananas, are they tarantulas' eggs?
Howard Moon: Please don't speak to me ever again in your life
From Mean Girls, of course
Zoolander: There was a moment last night, when she was sandwiched between the two Finnish dwarves and the Maori tribesmen, where I thought, "Wow, I could really spend the rest of my life with this woman".
Zoolander: Rufus, Brint, and Meekus were like brothers to me. And when I say brother, I don't mean, like, an actual brother, but I mean it like the way black people use it. Which is more meaningful I think.
Hansel: You can dere-lick my balls cap-E-tan.
Zoolander: I can Dere-lick my own balls.
Ahh Zoolander is such a funny movie!! I never get tired of those jokes.
Vince Noir: Howard... Howard... Howard... Howard... Howard... Howard... Howard... Howard... Howard... Howard... Howard... Howard?
Howard Moon: This better be good.
Vince Noir: You know the black bits in bananas, are they tarantulas' eggs?
Howard Moon: Please don't speak to me ever again in your life
OMG I absolutely love the mighty boosh! I haven't seen it in ages though!
Quotes such as:
"You're about as edgy as a satsuma"
"You wanna see my mangina?"
Come to mind. Ahhhh. Beautiful. Noel Fielding is hilarious!
Even though the mighty boosh isn't a film lol.....
A lot of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory is pretty stupid,
"Everything in this room is eatable. Why even I'm eatable, but that my children is called camibalism and is infact frowned upon in most societies"
God who does. Zoolander wins at life.
JP Prewitt: Male Models don't think for themselves.
Zoolander: Yes they do!
JP Prewitt: No they don't.
Zoolander: OK.
Matilda: Derek, I don't know if you're familiar with the belief some aboriginal tribes hold. It's the concept that a photo might steal a part of your soul. What are your thoughts on that as someone who gets his picture taken for a living?
Derek: Well, I guess I would ahve to answer your question with another qouestion... How many abodiginals do you see modelling?
"Freedom isn't free. It costs a buck-o-five."
or from the theme song:
"Taco bell! FUCK YEAH. Disney world! FUCK YEAH! Porn! FUCK YEAH! Bed Bath and Beyond! Fuck... fuck yeah?"/"McDonalds! FUCK YEAH! Lesbians! FUCK YEAH! Democrats!" [one guy] "FUCK YEAH! Republicans! .... Sportsmanship! ... BOOKS!"
how long till we get snakes on a plane quotes? urg
Troy, turn this big motherfucker LEFT!
Enough is enough! I have had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!
Everybody listen up! We have to put a barrier between us and the snakes!
its far to popular right now...to much hype
but the rest of the internet has, and im sick of seeing it in webcomics and everywhere
arg
Well, other than friends mentioning they planned to see it.
cor blimey
Quotes such as:
"You're about as edgy as a satsuma"
"You wanna see my mangina?"
Come to mind. Ahhhh. Beautiful. Noel Fielding is hilarious!
Even though the mighty boosh isn't a film lol.....
A lot of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory is pretty stupid,
"Everything in this room is eatable. Why even I'm eatable, but that my children is called camibalism and is infact frowned upon in most societies"
Yes, The Booh isn't a movie. But it deserves to be in this thread. I love Boosh (and Noel.)
Ferris: “Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.”
Cameron: “Ferris Bueller you're my hero!”
Cameron: “What'd I do?”
Ferris: “You killed the car.”
Ferris: “It's a little childish and stupid, but then, so is high school.”
Teacher: “Bueller? ... Bueller? ... Bueller?”
Cameron: “When Cameron was in Egypt's land... let my Cameron goooooo.”
Grace: “The sportos, motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, wasteoids, dweebies, dickheads. They all adore him! They think he's a righteous dude!”
Student: “You heartless wench!” (gee, that ones great!)
Ferris: “The question isn't what are we going to do, the question is what AREN'T we going to do.”
Yesssssssssssssssssssssssss. Now i'm all excited...i'm gonna go watch it!
"Not that I condone fascism, or any -ism for that matter. -Ism's in my opinion are not good. A person should not believe in an -ism, he should believe in himself. I quote John Lennon, "I don't believe in The Beatles, I just believe in me." Good point there. After all, he was the walrus. I could be the walrus but it still wouldn't change the fact that I don't own a car!"