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edited November -1 in General Discussion
It’s criminal to outlaw great sex, but several states still have long forgotten laws on the books that do just that. Alabama, Arizona, Florida, Idaho, Kansas, Louisiana, Massachusetts, Minnesota, Mississippi, Georgia, North and South Carolina, Oklahoma, Oregon, Rhode Island, Utah, Virginia and Washington, D.C., consider giving or receiving oral sex a crime.
If you live in Georgia and are convicted of oral sex, you could be sentenced from one to 20 years in prison -- that’s pretty harsh.

Several states also make it illegal to have sex in any position other than missionary.





......So yeah....Good thing I don't live in any of those states. biggrin.gif
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  • rain7lookrain7look
    Hahaha, too bad for those states.

    Luckily both Michigan and Illinois don't have that law.

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    Several states also make it illegal to have sex in any position other than missionary.


    HAHAHAHA.

    Well, we invented the missionary position. You're welcome.

    I love Talledegga Nights.
  • auntscale1auntscale1
    That's so weird. I wonder if the police would actually bust in and be like "HEY THERE, YOU BUNCH OF MISCREANTS! YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG!"
  • Tempe ArizonaTempe Arizona
    QUOTE (Cuteone @ Dec 30 2006, 02:48 PM)
    It’s criminal to outlaw great sex, but several states still have long forgotten laws on the books that do just that. Alabama, Arizona, Florida, Idaho, Kansas, Louisiana, Massachusetts, Minnesota, Mississippi, Georgia, North and South Carolina, Oklahoma, Oregon, Rhode Island, Utah, Virginia and Washington, D.C., consider giving or receiving oral sex a crime.



    So in AZ, it's legal to ride a motorcycle without a helmet, but illegal to spit or swallow? Ah, and here I was thinking I lived in an outlaw state of rebels. What is the point of this thread BTW. Seems rather spam-like.
  • rain7lookrain7look
    QUOTE (Tempe Arizona @ Dec 31 2006, 01:01 AM)
    So in AZ, it's legal to ride a motorcycle without a helmet, but illegal to spit or swallow? Ah, and here I was thinking I lived in an outlaw state of rebels. What is the point of this thread BTW. Seems rather spam-like.



    Yeah, I agree. I think it should have been put in the News & Politics section at least . . . but it's so funny. Stupid laws.
  • poppy18femalepoppy18female
    Yeah, good thing I'm in IL, heh heh.
  • smokebra1smokebra1
    Yeah. It's a good thing I live in Illinois where that doesn't count. I would cry. And so would my boyfriend. Thank the lord.
  • okraparrot5okraparrot5
    QUOTE (Cuteone @ Dec 31 2006, 06:28 AM)
    Thank the lord.


    thats weird of u 2 say since the lord would probably not want u to be doing that stuff anyways.

    it is a stupid law...imagine, the sex police...that would be retarded
  • Tempe ArizonaTempe Arizona
    QUOTE (Vinca15 @ Dec 30 2006, 11:36 PM)
    thats weird of u 2 say since the lord would probably not want u to be doing that stuff anyways.


    Lol, how ironic.

    QUOTE (Vinca15 @ Dec 30 2006, 11:36 PM)
    it is a stupid law...imagine, the sex police...that would be retarded


    Ooo! Sex police?! How can I get in on this?...Damn, I miss sweetness. This thread has him written all over it. laugh.gif
  • okraparrot5okraparrot5
    QUOTE (Tempe Arizona @ Dec 31 2006, 06:50 AM)
    Ooo! Sex police?! How can I get in on this?...


    chkl, u have to look good in tight leather pants and loose silk shirts
  • rain7lookrain7look
    QUOTE (Tempe Arizona @ Dec 31 2006, 01:50 AM)
    Lol, how ironic.
    Ooo! Sex police?! How can I get in on this?...Damn, I miss sweetness. This thread has him written all over it. laugh.gif



    Hahahaha, it does. But he's off being a manly man without a beard.

    QUOTE (Vinca15)
    chkl, u have to look good in tight leather pants and loose silk shirts


    Sounds like Jim Morrison to me.

    I always associate him with tight leather pants . . . mellow.gif
  • giggleguygiggleguy
    Finally I've something to be glad about living in Australia.
  • mexico39taiwanmexico39taiwan
    apparently in thoes states police can barge into your bedroom where your getting nailed and arrest you for not doing it their way lol
  • women60bananawomen60banana
    Ah, Canada.
  • The End Has No JenThe End Has No Jen
    Its just a law to protect people. its like the age of sexual consent. As long as you both consent then everything is fine, I'm sure it only becomes an issue if it is forced upon you, that way you have the right to do something about it.
  • sweetnesssweetness
    QUOTE (Tempe Arizona @ Dec 30 2006, 11:50 PM)
    Damn, I miss sweetness. This thread has him written all over it. laugh.gif


    i leave for a weekend and i miss the blowjob thread sad.gif
  • sweetnesssweetness
    QUOTE (Tempe Arizona @ Dec 30 2006, 11:50 PM)
    Damn, I miss sweetness. This thread has him written all over it. laugh.gif


    i leave for a weekend and i miss the blowjob thread sad.gif
  • Tempe ArizonaTempe Arizona
    QUOTE (sweetness @ Jan 1 2007, 07:44 PM)
    i leave for a weekend and i miss the blowjob thread sad.gif



    tell me about it. This thread was in desperate need of some random pointless robin laughter
  • sweetnesssweetness
    i bet thats not all it needed
    (it sounds like innuendo)
  • rain7lookrain7look
    HAHAHAHA. Oh, you're so funny! mellow.gif
  • sweetnesssweetness
    sad.gif

    ouch.
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