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edited November -1 in General Discussion
I WAS TAKEN ADVANTAGE OF
BY A SNAKE WITHOUT IT'S TAIL

I 'VE NEVER SAT ON A PIGEON
OR DIGESTED THE SPERM OF A WHALE

I ATE CANDY UNTIL YOU TOLD ME
I WAS WASTING MY PAPER

I NEVER THOUGHT YOU'D DISAPPEAR
UNTIL BATTERIES TURNED INTO VAPOR

YOU KILLED MY FATHER
AND MOLESTED MY PICCOLOS

YOU UNDERPAID MY ORANGES
AND WHIPPED MY PLAY-DOH

I'M GLAD YOU DID THIS TO ME
I'M HAPPY SO I SING

CATFISH PORRIDGE FRUIT-CUPS
MY PENIS DOESN'T RING

YOU THINK YOU OWN MY PUPPIES
BUT YOU SHOULD STAY AWAY

FOR RACE CARS FORCED YOUR ICE CUBES
TO LEAD YOUR BOOKS ASTRAY

YOU THINK THAT YOU'RE INTELLIGENT
WITH THE DONUTS THAT YOU EAT

BUT I'LL SHOW YOU MY NIPPLES
AND THEY WILL BRING DEFEAT

...what do you think?

-Me

http://www.redmaplemarketing.com/chaos/newsong.mp3
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Comments

  • Oh dear, what are you smoking?

    ....Very entertaing though. The rhyme scheme is fantatstic, so creative. Have you got music that it goes to yet?
  • i like it.
    its good.
    weird, but weird is good.
  • Interesting. I'm sure it'll sound great with music. smile.gif
  • Wow, people actually like this, heh.
  • QUOTE (Lostgame @ Jan 20 2007, 08:41 AM)
    Wow, people actually like this, heh.



    Yeah, your writing is disturbingly entertaining.
  • QUOTE (Tempe Arizona @ Jan 20 2007, 04:47 PM)
    Yeah, your writing is disturbingly entertaining.


    I couldn't have said it better.
  • I have written music for it.

    It's a parody of underground techno/screamo.

    I added the word "maybe" and the number "14.7" at the end.

    Clicky
  • QUOTE (Lostgame @ Jan 21 2007, 03:49 AM)
    I have written music for it.

    It's a parody of underground techno/screamo.

    I added the word "maybe" and the number "14.7" at the end.

    Clicky


    well, that was just weird. whats up w/ the laughing????
  • I'm trying to sound menacing!

    mad.gif

    XD
  • That was so awesome.
  • But.....but.... you don't own any puppies....and I don't like dounuts....


    O_o YOU NEVER SAT ON A PIGEON!!! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? YOU'RE MISSING OUT ON THE BEST FUN EVER!!!
  • I'm sorry, cutie.

    ...want a hug?
  • my penis dont ring either. (sadface)
  • when's Lostgame's next biggest hit coming out? I want another penis ringing song!
  • QUOTE (sweetness @ Jan 22 2007, 09:39 PM)
    my penis dont ring either. (sadface)



    turn down the music/tele and listen closely, perhaps it does
    (was that enough sass?)
  • QUOTE (Tempe Arizona @ Jan 22 2007, 10:42 PM)
    when's Lostgame's next biggest hit coming out? I want another penis ringing song!


    It's coming.

    This thing has sadly gotten over 2000 downloads since I posted it here, at InsanelyMac, and with friends who evidently shared it a lot.

    Share the joy!

    The video is being shot.

    The next song is a little more serious but is also a lot cooler.
  • ok now dude...
    just tell me that this has some deep hidden significance?? (though i don't see what hidden significance can have the sentence "disgesting the sperm of a whale")
    at the very least...disturbing
    after listening to the "music" it kind of gets entertaining tongue.gif
  • This has very deep hidden signifiance. It's a parable about the meaningless of existence when faced with a pack of soiled cheese.
  • Is it weird that I use this song to sing me to sleep every night? I feel so safe while it plays through my speakers. I cannot wait to see the video to this...it should be interesting.
  • Yeah, that's weird, girl.
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