I WAS TAKEN ADVANTAGE OF
BY A SNAKE WITHOUT IT'S TAIL
I 'VE NEVER SAT ON A PIGEON
OR DIGESTED THE SPERM OF A WHALE
I ATE CANDY UNTIL YOU TOLD ME
I WAS WASTING MY PAPER
I NEVER THOUGHT YOU'D DISAPPEAR
UNTIL BATTERIES TURNED INTO VAPOR
YOU KILLED MY FATHER
AND MOLESTED MY PICCOLOS
YOU UNDERPAID MY ORANGES
AND WHIPPED MY PLAY-DOH
I'M GLAD YOU DID THIS TO ME
I'M HAPPY SO I SING
CATFISH PORRIDGE FRUIT-CUPS
MY PENIS DOESN'T RING
YOU THINK YOU OWN MY PUPPIES
BUT YOU SHOULD STAY AWAY
FOR RACE CARS FORCED YOUR ICE CUBES
TO LEAD YOUR BOOKS ASTRAY
YOU THINK THAT YOU'RE INTELLIGENT
WITH THE DONUTS THAT YOU EAT
BUT I'LL SHOW YOU MY NIPPLES
AND THEY WILL BRING DEFEAT
...what do you think?
-Me
http://www.redmaplemarketing.com/chaos/newsong.mp3
Comments
....Very entertaing though. The rhyme scheme is fantatstic, so creative. Have you got music that it goes to yet?
its good.
weird, but weird is good.
Yeah, your writing is disturbingly entertaining.
I couldn't have said it better.
It's a parody of underground techno/screamo.
I added the word "maybe" and the number "14.7" at the end.
Clicky
It's a parody of underground techno/screamo.
I added the word "maybe" and the number "14.7" at the end.
Clicky
well, that was just weird. whats up w/ the laughing????
XD
O_o YOU NEVER SAT ON A PIGEON!!! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? YOU'RE MISSING OUT ON THE BEST FUN EVER!!!
...want a hug?
turn down the music/tele and listen closely, perhaps it does
(was that enough sass?)
It's coming.
This thing has sadly gotten over 2000 downloads since I posted it here, at InsanelyMac, and with friends who evidently shared it a lot.
Share the joy!
The video is being shot.
The next song is a little more serious but is also a lot cooler.
just tell me that this has some deep hidden significance?? (though i don't see what hidden significance can have the sentence "disgesting the sperm of a whale")
at the very least...disturbing
after listening to the "music" it kind of gets entertaining