The Count to 10,000

Courtneytastic

It probably took him 298 seconds to revive himself.

okraparrot5

I think the paramedic said it was 299 seconds.

Courtneytastic

Are you seriously wearing that many colors or have you been lying 300 times?!

okraparrot5

I have been lying...but its more like 301 times.

Courtneytastic

you liar. I oughta hurt you 302 times, but I won't.

okraparrot5

haha, thats because u love me in 303 different ways

Courtneytastic

No, it's because...304.

okraparrot5

305 times u've fallen off that chair.

Courtneytastic

306 times you've blinked in the past hour.

okraparrot5

307 people i've hugged cuz they were born in the 80s.

Courtneytastic

308 people you should hug for being born in the 00's.

okraparrot5

This is my 309th time taking a sip of this juice.

Courtneytastic

310 pigpen.

monday94ear

311 is a band!

Courtneytastic

312 is anumber that missed being the band.

okraparrot5

313 is someones area code.

Courtneytastic

314 might be how many brothers someone has.

okraparrot5

I don't think so. Maybe 315, tho.

Courtneytastic

When I see the number 316, I think of my son-to-be, Leandro.

okraparrot5

300+17 = 317