Wow I love that thing! I could type the most random shit to it and read his responses for the rest of my life, and never get bored. Too bad real church isn't like that. I guess that's why I never go except for Christmas and Easter.
i used to wear the cross i used to pray. i still go to mass. but im into into the whole religion thing anymore. 9 years of catholic school down the drain.
i think god is takin a break. he deserves one. i just wish he would listen to me. sure i dont go to church but i went to one of thoes church schools when i was little 2 years. church attached to the school. pu.
haha well.. maybe god IS answering you.. but you just don't know it love.
Anywho... I haven't been to church in years.... I think that if you can pray at home, that's good enough... but also, it's only once a week when you go to church.. so it wouldn't be too much of a sacrafice.... but ALSO, I have no car, and I'm a lazy bum... I wake up at like almost 1PM during the weekends.
God: Are you a man or a woman? Me: woman God: Me too. I am a she. Me: do you have a penis? God: I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? robot. Are you a man or a woman? Me: woman God: Me too. I am a she. Me: do you have a penis? God: I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? robot. Are you a man or a woman?
I love the actual god, he helped my friend forgive me when I had made him angry, I prayed to god, because this guy was my best friend, and the day after, he apologizes to me! I LOVE YOU GOD! I have only been to church like ten times in my life though
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First thing I typed was "God?" and God replies "God RULES" like a drunk frat boy, I love it.
You know there is a John Lennon one somewhere on the internet. This one is far more entertaining.
First thing I typed was "God?" and God replies "God RULES" like a drunk frat boy, I love it.
You know there is a John Lennon one somewhere on the internet. This one is far more entertaining.
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there's a john lennon one?! amazing
its mutual with us.
yesssss
there's a john lennon one?! amazing
Holly SHIT!! Someone find it!!!!!!!!
Anywho... I haven't been to church in years.... I think that if you can pray at home, that's good enough... but also, it's only once a week when you go to church.. so it wouldn't be too much of a sacrafice.... but ALSO, I have no car, and I'm a lazy bum... I wake up at like almost 1PM during the weekends.
Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
woman
God:
Me too. I am a she.
Me:
do you have a penis?
God:
I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? robot. Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
woman
God:
Me too. I am a she.
Me:
do you have a penis?
God:
I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? robot. Are you a man or a woman?
God is very strange