You will be missed on the interwebs! Here's hoping you return sooner rather than later.
(really, that's as coherent as I'm going to get. French midterms rape brains).
Eeeeh. You think someone would have snuck them some fruit in the middle of the night... or something.
If you eat only carrots for a long period of time, you turn orange.
God:
You have to speak more clearly. What? What?
Me:
Don't repeat yourself; it's rude
God:
OK I'll try not to do it so much. REPEATING is rude? it is?
Me:
yes
God:
How do you know it is?
Me:
because.. WAIT. Aren't you God? Shouldn't y…
QUOTE (sweetness @ Jan 26 2006, 01:15 AM)i like oranges, and if you d o, you wont get scurvy
ex-actly. I think there would be more pirates in the world if had just given them oranges. Poor things were all killed by scurvy... and syphilis... but …
You're very lucky to have rents like that. I know mine mean well, but there's a point where I want to jump a train and eat... I don't know... oranges for a month.
It's like the library: if you never go back, they'll never charge you (hence the majority of my college friends owing about $40 each for DVDs never returned).
QUOTE (sweetness @ Jan 26 2006, 12:51 AM)i honestly have no idea
haha. Join the club.
Isn't it awesome when you get surrounded by relatives who MEAN well but can't seem to stop the urge to badger you about how, if you don't decide what to do rig…
Oh, P.S. [brought on by the Mad Cow one]
Two muffins go into an oven to bake. Realizing its fate, one muffin turns to the other:
Miffin 1: "Oh my GOD, we're going to die!"
Muffin 2: "holy FUCK a talking muffin!"
I have no idea why it amuses me…