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  • pencilhail02pencilhail02
    oh we all know wht pleases pandy wink.gif
  • banktooth12banktooth12
    QUOTE (RoRo @ Dec 20 2005, 05:03 PM)
    oh we all know wht pleases pandy wink.gif



    not supprised to see you post in this thread, man-hands.
  • banktooth12banktooth12
    QUOTE (cadillac64 @ Dec 19 2005, 06:23 PM)
    I kneed a guy accidentally. See, I was being really evil, and I wanted to see how much I could freak him out by faking it and pretending I was going to knee him without actually doing it. Anyway, he was wearing baggy pants at the time, and I miscalculated, and he ended up on the ground, curled up like a fetus. THis is why it isn't safe to wear baggy pants around me. But that was the only time I've ever kneed anyone in the groin. It looked like he was in pain.



    this reminds me of something me and my friends talked about in high school...and this is a medical fact.

    it's called the three to five second rule.
    when you get hit in the junk it takes between three and five seconds to hurt. which is just longer then it takes to realize someone hit you in the junk, then punch them in the throat.

    yes, i would punch a girl in the throat if she hit me in the junk.
  • pencilhail02pencilhail02
    ya my man hands.....that is a really accurate description of the dave!!!!!!!!


    and i know for a fact that he would punch a girl in the throat if they hit his junk...welll actually hed punch them in the uterus....
  • banktooth12banktooth12
    ...whatever gets the job done.
  • pencilhail02pencilhail02
    HAHAH that and flipping the bird...like every 18 seconds~
  • banktooth12banktooth12
    three to five seconds, love.
  • pencilhail02pencilhail02
    my apologizes...i guess i should have paid more attention to that than hitting you!
  • moveadvice72moveadvice72
    Ummm...(I'm sort of scared to ask)...what's flipping the bird? unsure.gif
  • agentnumoneagentnumone
    I think the bird implies their middle finger... If I'm wrong then I don't want to know the right answer.
  • moveadvice72moveadvice72
    I hope you're right. But this is the Man Thread, and men tend to be dirty.
  • banktooth12banktooth12
    QUOTE (agentnumone @ Dec 23 2005, 08:46 PM)
    I think the bird implies their middle finger... If I'm wrong then I don't want to know the right answer.



    that is the only thing that comes to mind.

    *flips cadillac the bird"

    see?
  • moveadvice72moveadvice72
    Oh. Well, thank you Dave, I suppose. At least I understand now (even though I got flipped off in the process).
  • banktooth12banktooth12
    ...like you didn't see that coming
  • moveadvice72moveadvice72
    I am ashamed to say I didn't. Since I had no idea what flipping the bird meant. Your finger doesn't even resemble a bird. I don't get it.
  • banktooth12banktooth12
    i'm ashamed too..........
  • moveadvice72moveadvice72
    YOU should be. tongue.gif
  • giggleguygiggleguy
    this thread confuzzles moi
  • moveadvice72moveadvice72
    Dave needs to stop being mean to me. I apologized for before... sad.gif
  • banktooth12banktooth12
    QUOTE (giggleguy @ Dec 23 2005, 10:16 PM)
    this thread confuzzles moi



    because it's a thread for men...thus you have no business here. now run along.
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