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NEHOOO twas a wonderful summer of $$ and of sexual harassment but twas funny none the less!
there was a guy i used to call old man al...he wasnt very old maybe mid 40s but he used to make the most inappropriate comments such as, "Well there's the woman of my dreams even if they are all Xrated!"
nehoo he was a creep and really friggen tiny...he looked like a leprechaun
and i thought it was bad when this salesman kept asking me out.
HHAHA best story ever about old man al
background info - the students hwo worked in the summer had to sign a contract that they we were not allowed to stop the assembly line with the emergeny button unless we were in danger...all matters regarding a screw up in production we were to pass on to our line leaders...
NEHOOO
so old man all decided to take his break by me and watch me work...just stared for a good 20 minutes! here is the following conversation
OLD MAN AL *oma for now* - you know you are pretty short
Me : thxs ya i know
OMA: ya pretty short!!
Me ya i know...i can stand to grow a few inches'...
*OMA decides to come up from behind as if he was about to thurst into me grabs my waist and says, "i'm growing a few inches right now!"
Me: Elbows old man al after a sec of shock***"so what does that make it now 2.5 inches?
OMA: fiesty one...
ME *stops the line*
Line leader :WTF ROSE....*looks at al* JESUS AL WHAT DID U DO?
i run up to labour relations and bitch..they finally ask him not to talk to me until the plant closes *since it was closing that summer*
the very last day he came up to me and asked for a kiss!
the end
the very last day he came up to me and asked for a kiss!
the end
ewww gross. that's nasty i would have punch his lights out.
the salesmen kept asking if i wanted to go out with him and like nooooooooooooo. and everyday he asked me and everyday i said no, finally he got pissed off about work and left. i have never been happier i can actually work in peace.
" I think im a good catch dont you? She should have gone for me!!!!"
"dude your 45 and shes 20"
"and your point?"
*le sigh*
I had to drive her home that night.
HAHAHA
OMG once we went to chinatown and this lady at some gift shop was blatantly hitting on my father which, to be quite honest, made me nausious.
She said things like, "oh you are such a strong man so maybe I don't need to call help to get this to your car."
or
"you have a very symmetical face...that is a sign of beauty"
i was like please gauge my eyes out and while you are at it gag me with a spoon pls!
But my dad gets hit on a lot. He went to the Buckle at the mall in Port Huron around Christmas time last year and I was with him because I was helping him shop for a gift for my step-mom, and one of the workers there just came up and started flirting! I was trying hard not to laugh, and he eventually showed her his wedding ring and she was so embarrased.
People think he kind of looks like Ewan McGregor. That could be why.
"pa pa come on you and I are close so i figured we could joke around like buddies!"
that usually works
But i totally understand about the ugly sweater...my father can't dress himself worth shit. if it wwere up to him hed wear socks and sandles blue pants black belt brown shirt and like an orange tie or something....
as for him getting hit on...well he looks like an italian robin williams *and his brother looks like mr bean.....
Welcome to my family
Welcome to my family
Hahahaha, I might love your family!
My dad wears a lot of sport stuff, mostly nike. He wears a lot of Pistons and Tigers stuff too (Home teams).
That may sound kind of odd, but he's only 37, going to be 38 in January.
my father is crazy - here are examples of it
1 - he threw his gardening boot at a squirrel which provoked an attack...my father denies any of it...twas a beautiful site to see my father running around in circles with a squirrel on his back
2: made a robot thing out of beer bottle tops, nuts and bolts, soup cans and such and a funnel...hung it on a tree outside to scare off the rabits....he did this while at work...
3: in his attempts to get rid of the rabbits eating all of the veggies in the backyard my father came up with this genius plan...
one day at dinner he saw one in the garden...so he ran upstairs and got the camera...he took a picture of the rabbit...
im not sure if he thought the papperazzi was going to scare off the rabbit from making appearances in our backyard but this was his reasoning
"if i taki picture then i know which kind of rabbit it is so i can look it up anna figure out how to kill it."
wow dad...wow
My dad doesn't like rabbits, because it's a rodent and he hates rodents. My step-mom has a tomato and pepper garden and rabbits like it there. He refuses to go near it. hahahaha, and he's a grown man! I love it.
And one of my cats, Sandy, has a love/hate relationship with my dad. Sandy is a stupid cat and likes to get into everything that makes him dirty. Once there was a bottle of honey on the kitchen counter and he somehow got honey all over himself. hahaha, so my dad is pissed off because he has to clean him.
But my dad loves Sandy a lot. It shows.
how is this woman ever going to have kids?
But my sister is so irresponsible when it comes to pets. She had a guinea pig named Nibbles (hahahahahahaha, funniest name ever!) a few years ago and that didn't go too well.
lol that makes me laugh, lol i probably would have been scared of the robot thing also