My Gov't/Economics teacher last year would always tell us corny jokes on Fridays. It was awesomely funny, but stupid too. I think I laughed the most at them.
Here's one I remember:
Econ. teacher: "A couple of years ago I was driving in front of a DNR officer that was on duty. I was a bit worried so I kept looking in my mirrors, not really paying attention to the road. Suddenly I hit a turkey! I hit the turkey so hard it flew over my car, spinning in the air, and hit his DNR truck. The DNR officer pulled me over."
Class: "The DNR can't pull you over!"
Econ. Teacher: "Let me finish! Like I was saying, he pulled me over because . . . . I flipped him the bird!" * weird grin*
Class: *fake laughs* "That was stupid but funny! Haha!"
oh i remember my grade 12 chemistry teacher... mr. card.. what a great man... i remember on May 4 he was all excited and was like so today's luke skywalker day... and the whole class is just like what are you talking about... to which he replied... May the Fourth be with you i was mildly amused
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o yea. oops
Andy: lol you a dude!
Hot Girl: no im not
Andy: =(
Hot Girl: *punch*
ok i made that up..
Hot Girl: lol you a dude!
Andy: no im not
Hot Girl: =(
Andy: *punch*
I still have the bruises...
Giggle Guy: its true
Giggle Guy: =(
CORECTED'D
=p
Emmett (giggleguy): giggle guy suck!
Andy: not true
Emmett: Is true =(
*random emo drummer shouting*
is the joke that you spell my name wrong?
cause that is a funny joke
GOOD ONE DAVE!
apprently one decked the other..
apprently one decked the other..
Ahh I love insanely corny jokes! They seriously make everything so much more amazing!
Here's a really really bad one: "what do fish say when they hit a wall? DAM!" hehehe!
Here's one I remember:
Econ. teacher: "A couple of years ago I was driving in front of a DNR officer that was on duty. I was a bit worried so I kept looking in my mirrors, not really paying attention to the road. Suddenly I hit a turkey! I hit the turkey so hard it flew over my car, spinning in the air, and hit his DNR truck. The DNR officer pulled me over."
Class: "The DNR can't pull you over!"
Econ. Teacher: "Let me finish! Like I was saying, he pulled me over because . . . . I flipped him the bird!" * weird grin*
Class: *fake laughs* "That was stupid but funny! Haha!"
Jade: *laughing hysterically*
Yes, corny jokes are the best.
i only laugh at corny jokes.
i remember on May 4 he was all excited and was like so today's luke skywalker day... and the whole class is just like what are you talking about... to which he replied... May the Fourth be with you
i was mildly amused
who's there
interupting cow
interupting cow...
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
yeah, that works better in person than it does on the internet...