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the most official ok go board joke thread

edited November -1 in General Discussion
come on KidDies! post your best jokes! i wonder if we're funny enough to keep this going?

i'll go first..and remember, none of this is to offend, be as tasteless as you can...like this..


how come helen keller can't drive?


cause she's a woman!


..your turn.
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  • what do you call a fish with no eyes?



    a FSSSSSSSH
  • Why did the lady go to the toilet?

    It was traditional

    P.S POST 1000!!! TIME TO GO CRAZY!

    P.P.S Thousandaire status
  • why did the femmit cross the road?


    to talk to the "hot" lady


    =p
  • hahaha..

    how come helen keller can't have kids?
  • knock knock
    whos there?
    femmit
    femmit who?
    YOU SO HOT



    ok ill stop now..
  • Good joke dave *thumbs up*
    HAHAHA
    Alrightie - world's greatest joke -
    wade belak's NHL career
    AHAHHAHAHAH
  • QUOTE (RoRo @ Nov 18 2005, 01:33 PM)
    Good joke dave *thumbs up*
    HAHAHA
    Alrightie - world's greatest joke -
    wade belak's NHL career
    AHAHHAHAHAH


    hahaha rose.. that was great..
    when do i get to hear these songs of yours?
  • when i finish recording them with rich - it's gonna happen!
    HAHAHA
  • A Chem joke complements of my teacher.

    A proton goes into a store and falls over. A salesperson runs over and asks the proton "are you okay?" The proton responds..."I'm okay" Salesperson: "are you sure?"
    Proton: "I'M POSITIVE"


    hahahahaha. Okay here is another that lovemedo told me last night. What did 50 cent say to his grandma when she gave him a sweater?



    G-unit? ((supposed to be said like...gee, you knit?))
  • I heard that joke a while back and was actually deeply amused....

    nyes
  • 50 cent walks into a bar


    *shoots sumone*
  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    i love it andy - you are my friggen hero
  • QUOTE (76 @ Nov 18 2005, 11:04 AM)
    hahaha..

    how come helen keller can't have kids?



    cause she's dead
  • ok, so a guy walks in to a bar with jumper cables under his arm, looks at the bartender and says "gimme a shot and a beer."

    the bartender says "ok, but i don't want you starting anything."
  • ha ha ha

    ha
    .....
    ,......ha





    ha
  • QUOTE (Head Full of Crazy @ Nov 18 2005, 12:47 PM)
    50 cent walks into a bar
    *shoots sumone*


    hahahaha that's awesome.

    so there are these two cows standing on a hill grazing and one of the cows says to the other:
    "Have you heard about this Mad Cow Disease going around? It's kinda freaking me out."
    and the other cow replied:
    "I don't care cause I'm a HELICOPTER!!"


    = bad joke
  • haha thats brillient
  • lol i know the mad cow one, but it says i'm a duck haha
  • yay, you guys got it! haha some of my friends needed it explained to them and it made me sad inside....
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