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Comments
you'd think the second one would have noticed...
one blonde one brunette.
who hits the ground first?
the brunette because the blonde had to stop and ask for directions.
(yes i kno blondes are no stupider than brunettes)
lol.
one cuts them self
they go home and cry into there pillows
one cuts them self
they go home and cry into there pillows
hahahaha...oh my god it hurts... hahaha
andy you're brilliant
but that does sound like fun only if we get to lick eachothers blood.
^^ ive done that.
one cuts them self...
not that i endorse that kind of thing, cuz i don't.
How do you fit 100 dead babies in a phone booth?
Blender.
How do you get them out?
Straw.
yet
It was 5:30 in the morning after a lock-in (and therefore no sleep), so we started a bad joke telling contest (that was one of them). The best part of being half-awake is that everything is fucking hilarious.
Two muffins go into an oven to bake. Realizing its fate, one muffin turns to the other:
Miffin 1: "Oh my GOD, we're going to die!"
Muffin 2: "holy FUCK a talking muffin!"
I have no idea why it amuses me so much.
Ahahhaa, but this is my fav (from my friend who is much funnier than I am):
Q: How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Two, but we don't know how they got in there.
Think about it.
Q: Why did the baby cross the road?
A: Cause it was stapled to the chicken.
he had no body to go with!..
...so it'd cut itself.
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Half a worm.
What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple?
The Holocaust.
(sorry!)
...so it'd cut itself.
(sorry!)
HahahHAHAHAHA! Oh. I think I'll take that one to school.
you fail at jokes =p