I haven't had a banana in ages. Not since this damned Cyclone wiped out pretty much all of Australias banana crops. It's like $14 a kilo for bananas now. I CRAVE BANANAS. ajfdghajdkghakdhg. Stupid fucking cyclone.
I haven't had a banana in ages. Not since this damned Cyclone wiped out pretty much all of Australias banana crops. It's like $14 a kilo for bananas now. I CRAVE BANANAS. ajfdghajdkghakdhg. Stupid fucking cyclone.
**looks at banana on top of the fridge**
**thinks**
**pushes banana through computer screen to Australia**
I haven't had a banana in ages. Not since this damned Cyclone wiped out pretty much all of Australias banana crops. It's like $14 a kilo for bananas now. I CRAVE BANANAS. ajfdghajdkghakdhg. Stupid fucking cyclone.
I CRAVE THIS CATEGORY 3 HURRICANE HEADED STRAIGHT MY WAY.
Because then I can get out of my second week of classes(which I already hate, whoo!)
I'd give you a banana, but since I don't eat fruits or vegetables, I don't have any to send to you. HAVE THIS INSTEAD: CLICK THIS
The only thing banana-related that's worth eating are BANANA POPSICLES! Mmmm. They sell them by the box, with no other flavors, they're that good! It's fake banana flavoring, so no dealing with the little stringy things or the seeds like on a real banana.
AND. Whichever company makes them(I forgot the name) doesn't substitute sugar for Splenda. So it's one of the only non-ass flavored popsicles available. (Try and feed me a 98% fat free popsicle and I'll throw it in your face! Pure nasty. I like my fattening sugar.)
...and now I think I'm going to go eat some. mhahah.
I know they sell them at Food World(I think that's also known as Bruno's or something). Publix doesn't have them, I checked. Wal Mart may have them, depending on the area and availability.
I'll take a picture of the box so you'll know if you're getting the good kind or not.
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I named my Banana Azaria.
**looks at banana on top of the fridge**
**thinks**
**pushes banana through computer screen to Australia**
You can have my banana.
**thinks**
**pushes banana through computer screen to Australia**
You can have my banana.
I love you and your virtual banana.
I CRAVE THIS CATEGORY 3 HURRICANE HEADED STRAIGHT MY WAY.
Because then I can get out of my second week of classes(which I already hate, whoo!)
I'd give you a banana, but since I don't eat fruits or vegetables, I don't have any to send to you.
HAVE THIS INSTEAD: CLICK THIS
God, do you crave one with or without pajamas?
That one is also fun.
Banana cream pie might be.
You know, the banana cream pie pudding cups (don't remember the brand) are quite delightful, while we're on this topic.
AND. Whichever company makes them(I forgot the name) doesn't substitute sugar for Splenda. So it's one of the only non-ass flavored popsicles available. (Try and feed me a 98% fat free popsicle and I'll throw it in your face! Pure nasty. I like my fattening sugar.)
...and now I think I'm going to go eat some. mhahah.
hahaha
In my freezer, of course!
I know they sell them at Food World(I think that's also known as Bruno's or something). Publix doesn't have them, I checked. Wal Mart may have them, depending on the area and availability.
I'll take a picture of the box so you'll know if you're getting the good kind or not.
DONE!
"Do you want a banana? Peel it down, and go mm mm mm mm! Do you want a banana? dis banana for you!"
ah, the wonders of Tally Hall.