CHRIST I WANT A BANANA

school6swamp

Hey you're like my dad.
ONCE he sneaked a banana and took it in his pocket and went outside.
it was hella funny.

mexico39taiwan

the banana famine

that'd be a great username

kissteam1

I was tempted to fork out $14 for a kilo of bananas the other day, but realised they probably wouldn't be really good quality bananas and IDK if I want to have mediocre bananas and still have bananas or just not have bananas until good ones are available for cheaper.

Sniff.

classtimer5

QUOTE (rollo puzz @ Aug 28 2006, 04:26 PM)

Hey you're like my dad.
ONCE he sneaked a banana and took it in his pocket and went outside.
it was hella funny.

OFF TOPIC: Are you a NorCal kid?

sherib

I think she's one of the family of 50 Canadian sisters on here.
Okay, it's like, 3 or 4.
I meant 3 or 4 awesome Canadian sisters ...

RejectedSponge

You're God. Can't you just grow one on cue?

kissteam1

QUOTE (RejectedSponge @ Sep 3 2006, 04:08 AM)

You're God. Can't you just grow one on cue?

But I'm living as a mortal for the fun of it and making my own bananas would be like using the money cheat in the sims2. Most uncool.

sherib

Yes, you have no bananas ...

I'm sorry--that was uncalled for.

Here's a distraction:


Fuck bananas.

chin3beggar

QUOTE (sherib @ Sep 2 2006, 08:01 PM)

Yes, you have no bananas ...

I'm sorry--that was uncalled for.

Here's a distraction:


Fuck bananas.

CRAP. NOW I WANT COOKIES.

jedi_grrlie

Everytime I read this thread, I always wonder, "Why are you bitching out your son over wanting a banana....??"

vinyl_days

QUOTE (jedi_grrlie @ Sep 7 2006, 09:30 AM)

Everytime I read this thread, I always wonder, "Why are you bitching out your son over wanting a banana....??"

everytime i see this i think of tally hall's banana man.

kissteam1

QUOTE (jedi_grrlie @ Sep 8 2006, 12:30 AM)

Everytime I read this thread, I always wonder, "Why are you bitching out your son over wanting a banana....??"

lol Doesn't it sound a bit more like a Commandment? I COMMAND CHRIST TO GET ME A BANANA.


It should be the 11th Commandment.

Thou shalt get God a banana?

school6swamp

Whenever I pass this thread while scrolling, I just laugh out loud..where did this come from?

QUOTE (tvheartache @ Sep 2 2006, 09:36 AM)

OFF TOPIC: Are you a NorCal kid?

kay sorry this is late..but..
What's a NorCal kid..?
Whatever it is I'm probably not.

kissteam1

QUOTE (rollo puzz @ Sep 9 2006, 08:12 AM)

Whenever I pass this thread while scrolling, I just laugh out loud..where did this come from?

My deep desire for a banana. Sniff.

mexico39taiwan

man yea. i had a banana today. infact i had 2. and i didnt enjoy either of them.
i just ate them knowing you couldnt have one
lol

school6swamp

QUOTE (God @ Sep 8 2006, 04:36 PM)

My deep desire for a banana. Sniff.

wow..my sister would gladly give you her banana..she hates bananas with a passion for some reason..

woodmaid8

I have a banana sitting on my fridge. Everytime I got to the cafeteria I buy a banana, not intending to eat it until later.

Sometimes I just take bananas for granted.

kissteam1

I envy you and your banana's. Woe.

I walked past a banana stall today but they were $15 a kilo and I couldn't afford them.

Sob! I could smelllll the banana. I want it so badly.

sherib

The other day at work someone replaced someone else's phone receiver with a banana, placing it there just right so that the phone would still ring.

Unfortunately when she called him it was terribly anticlimactic, because he'd already seen it and just not told anyone.

jedi_grrlie

QUOTE (HelloLover86 @ Sep 9 2006, 12:09 AM)

I have a banana sitting on my fridge. Everytime I got to the cafeteria I buy a banana, not intending to eat it until later.

Sometimes I just take bananas for granted.

Ew. Cold bananas = not good.