what a dork

fog05tile

I often get mixed up when shop assistants talk to me.
If they ask "How are you?" I say, "No, thank you. I'm right." and if they ask "Do you need any help." I say, "Oh, I'm good thanks!"

idk why...

and I always say "Have a great day!" before them. I can't help it, it's the boost chick in me!!

hail9fat

Whenever they ask me if I want help, I automatically say "No, thanks"...even when I need help. Woops!

The same thing happens when someone askes how I am, or how my day was, I automatically say "Good!".

fog05tile

haha if i register which question they've asked me i'll always say "no thanks" too!
I don't know why, sometimes i'll even leave the shop just because I have to prove to them I don't need help.

hail9fat

Mhmm!
Although I don't usually take that route. If they ask me if I need help, I say no, and then they just stay near me, like they want to help, I'll pick something up as if it's what I want.

plane8order

i always run down my hallway and jump and hit the top of the door frame (dont ask me why ive been doing it since i was little) and i took it from a different angle and it was kinda dark and i jumped and hit the side wall omg it hurt so bad but it was funny as hell!

kissteam1

Be careful, you don't want to lose too many brain cells I hear they're precious, you know.

walk2sock

SO BASICALLY, this is the dorkiest thing anyone has ever done.

In June, I broke my ankle. Badly. It took two months until I could play golf (and the high school girls' season starts in late July). For the first couple weeks, I went through the state for permission to use a cart to play matches and whatnot. So, three weeks ago I could finally play eighteen holes without a cart, which was an incredibly joyous occasion for my team.

And today, we had a match against our rival school... and on the third hole, while walking down a hill, I slip on a gigantic walnut, fall face first down the hill. My ankle cracks and my golf bag hits me in the back of my head, strewing my clubs across the hill. Painful, yes... I had to ice it for two hours (but refused to leave, I supported my team!) and now have an uncomfortable splint, lovely crutches, and a plethora of painkillers... and I can't play tomorrow, and probably not for the rest of the season.

I kept the walnut. I don't know why... I guess I find all of this just so hilarious. It'll bring me good luck or something.

So yeah, not a good year for golf.

fog05tile

Ouch Shalu!

That sounds really painful. Hey, at least you can laugh about it now

I do hope it all heals up soon!

plane8order

It is very hard for me to hold in an laugh, so when somebody falls I can't help myself no matter if they are hurt or not. Well i stay after school everyday to run with my friend Shelby. There was a kid there who knew Shelby and we were walking out with him and talking to him, he was on crutches, and when we opened the door someone had just mopped the floors and his crutches fly up and he totally bites it. It was soooo funny. I about made myself sick trying not to laugh and so finally he went into a locker room to get a marker so Shelby could sign his cast and once that door shut i burst out laughing. It was halarious but i felt so bad for him.

kissteam1

It wasn't today, but it was in the last 24 hours: I stalked Zac Efron.


Though it would've been cooler if it were Ashley Tisdale 'cause I adore her for some strange reason.

plane8order

QUOTE (God @ Sep 8 2007, 02:43 AM)

It wasn't today, but it was in the last 24 hours: I stalked Zac Efron.
Though it would've been cooler if it were Ashley Tisdale 'cause I adore her for some strange reason.

Did you hear about the girl who is dating Zac Efron, I think her name is Vanessa or somthing, my sister told me that she had nude pictures of her taken and they got on the internet. I guess she was in an interview about it or somthing because she was like "I wish I would have never had those taken."

I had "What a Dork" moment at softball practice today. I was playing first base and they hit me a pop fly, and i caught it and I was sopposed to throw to third. Well as I caught it I moved me body and feet to turn and get ready to throw to third and my feet got tangled up in the process and I ate it. I totally fell over and lost my balance. My whole leg is scraped up and i have like no skin. It was really funny, because I just sat there and waited until the second basemen covered first and I lobbed it to her.

circlenepal20

So I set 2 alarms every day, in case I screw one up right? Well, either neither one of them went off, or (more likely) I turned them off and went back to sleep without ever knowing it.

Fortunately I woke up 5 minutes after I HAVE to get up (I set them a little early so I can have time to be groggy.) And I wasn't too late to work, but man... BOTH of them!!

cross98bengal

QUOTE (nostabenitsirhc @ Sep 2 2007, 04:43 PM)

Also, I often say "Ow!" when I slightly bump into something, or knock something down, or even when someone else does one of those.

i always do that.. when i run into something and it doesnt hurt at all i'm like 'OW'... or someone else does something i'm like 'ow..' [and it didn't even look painful]

...and i always seem tp be saying 'awesome' or 'cool' after someone says something [even if it's not awesome in any way]
e.g. Friend: My mum died [this didn't actually happen... i thought i'd exagerate a bit]
Me: AWESOME!

mayonaise

.....OMG....

yesterday i almost jumped on the cat... I was in a jumping mood and there i was jumping around and then i thought that it would be a cool idea to jump onto my bed, so, i jump, in the air i realize that there's the cat lying under my blanket (i hid her there, because i found it funny...haha) and so while still in the air i make a move to avoid her... i'm a hero because i still landed on the bed... just.

the cat's fine...

circlenepal20

Jumping is fun. I'm glad the cat's ok.

I'm pretty smashed. i wonder if swinging is a bad idea.


ya know I met one of my neighbors... he lives by the swings...


Ahhhh, but that's another post for another day I'm afraid....



A more sober day.



come talk to me, i'm drunk and all alone

circlenepal20

So I was making popcorn Monday, and I always make it on the stove because it's so much yummier that way. Well somehow the oil overheated or something because it started popping really fast and the kernels were all small. And then it started to burn. Well I've burnt plenty of popcorn because I wouldn't put enough oil in (trying to make it healthier). So what I do when it starts burning is pull it off the stove and hold the lid on turn it upside down so the popcorn falls down off the hot bottom of the pot. And Like I said usually it burns because id idn't put enough oil in and the popcorn soaks it all up. Well there was more than enough oil this time (why did it burn??), and when I turned the pot over the hot oil spilled all down my arm and on the floor.

Now I have drip shaped burns down my arm. They look kinda cool. But the biggest one blistered. Well I'm wearing a long sleeved shirt today and I noticed this little wet spot on my sleeve and the arm of my chair. Yeaaaaaaah, that blister popped.

Gross.

agentnumone

oh my.... I feel very stupid... I went halfway to school before realizing that this week theres no labs...


and its cold outside...

I froze



oh my wolfie.

hope everything heals up fine.

mayonaise

hm... that sounds... nice, er... No really, that must've hurt! I usually burn popcorn, so I was more than thrilled when I got a popcorn machine last year for my birthday... to make it sweet I poured some sugar along with the corn into the machine (of hell...I might add) and then it started making strange noises and sparks and fire appeared and I was screaming and never made popcorn again...

plane8order

Today in school I was walking down the hallway and texting, I didn't see that the carpet in front of the door was folded up and i triped over it. It was embarresing.

fog05tile

I got a Legal Studies assessment back today (it was an oral task) and in the comments my teacher had written "Good use of leg." and I immediately thought, 'I don't remember flashing the markers..."
Duh legislation!