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Comments
Bridget Jones
WHO DOESN'T.
"This is a very silly little dress, and these are very silly little boots and these are ... PHWOAR ME, ABSOLUTELY ENORMOUS PANTS!"
Oh, Daniel Cleaver <3<3
((Handing the guys money))"Do you know what this is?"
"Presidential flashcards?"
"Hi kids! Here's an important message from your Uncle Bill. Don't. Buy. Drugs.
... become a pop star AND THEY GIVE YOU THEM FOR FREE!"
"Hi kids! Here's an important message from your Uncle Bill. Don't. Buy. Drugs.
... become a pop star AND THEY GIVE YOU THEM FOR FREE!"
make like a tree and get out of here
AHAHAHA. I LOVE THAT MOVIE.
"Last night Darth Vadar came down from the planet Vulcan and told me that if I didn't take Lorraine out he'd melt my brain!"
"Last night Darth Vadar came down from the planet Vulcan and told me that if I didn't take Lorraine out he'd melt my brain!"
hahaha very well remembered
'it nesseceray to drink my own urine?'
'probably not'
'well its sterille and i like the taste'
'if you have sex you WILL die..... everybody get some rubbers'
mean girls is absolute genious!
Donnie: You are such a fuckass.
Elizabeth: Did you just call me a fuckass? You can go suck a fuck.
Donnie: Oh, please, tell me Elizabeth, how exactly does one suck a fuck?
Sean Smith: Beer and pussy. That's all I need.
Ronald Fisher: We gotta find ourselves a Smurfette.
Sean Smith: Smurfette?
Ronald Fisher: Yeah, not some tight-ass Middlesex chick, right? Like this cute little blonde that will get down and dirty with the guys. Like Smurfette does.
Donnie: Smurfette doesn't fuck.
Ronald Fisher: That's bullshit. Smurfette fucks all the other Smurfs. Why do you think Papa Smurf made her? Because all the other Smurfs were getting too horny.
Sean Smith: No, no, no, not Vanity. I heard he was a homosexual.
Ronald Fisher: Okay, then, you know what? She fucks them and Vanity watches. Okay?
Sean Smith: What about Papa Smurf? I mean, he must get in on all the action.
Ronald Fisher: Yeah, what he does, he films the gang-bang, and he beats off to the tape.
Donnie: [shouts] First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village. But the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario, it just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have... reproductive organs under those little, white pants. It's just so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. You know, what's the point of living... if you don't have a dick?
Sean Smith: [pause] Dammit, Donnie. Why you gotta get all smart on us?
donnie darko, best film!!
sorry for the length, still think its funny,
oh and if jake gyllenhaal said this to me,
Donnie: 'I promise, that one day, everything's going to be better for you.'
it would be better!!!
Elizabeth: Did you just call me a fuckass? You can go suck a fuck.
Donnie: Oh, please, tell me Elizabeth, how exactly does one suck a fuck?
I LOVE that quote.
((Handing the guys money))"Do you know what this is?"
"Presidential flashcards?"
I have Faye's entire speech to Jimmy memorized!
"You..are...my biggest fan."
"You..are...my biggest fan."
I LOVE THAT MOVIE! Gah, Kay, we are like soulmates.
Brian Fantana: So the team pancake breakfast is tomorrow morning at nine, instead of eight.
Ron Burgundy: Oops... I almost forgot. I won't be able to make it fellas. Veronica and I trying this new fad called uh, jogging. I believe it's jogging or yogging. it might be a soft j. I'm not sure but apparently you just run for an extended period of time. It's supposed to be wild.
"... No."
"WHO ARE YOU?!"
I could quote Mean Girls all day.
cult where everyone's named todd: "hey who are you?"
Circus sideshow freak: "ummm... todd?"
cult where everyone's named todd: "ohhh"
HAHAHAHHAA! sorry, its not that funny unless your watching the movie...
"What are you gonna do today, Napoleon?"
"Whatever I feel I want to do, gooosh!"
oh and
Pedro: "It's a sledgehammer."
Napoleon: "Lucky! Ever taken off any sweet jumps?"
and pretty much everything else Judd Nelson says in Breakfast Club
and pretty much everything else Judd Nelson says in Breakfast Club
Possibly because he is a god. What a great movie.
"No, it was a flare gun, went off in my locker..."
You've Got Mail is the bomb. It shits all over Sleepless in Seattle.
And I'm reviving this thread, clrly.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gRs_kXPVm7g...ted&search=