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Comments
"Frank N. Furter it's all over,
Your mission is a failure, your lifestyle's too extre-e-e-eme
I'm your new commander, you now are my prisioner
We return to Translyvania, prepare the transit beam!"
And just because we need some more Talladega Nights up in here:
"Hey, when you have the stereo and TV on, how do you change the volume on the stereo?"
"Why do you have the stereo on while you're watching TV?"
"'Cause I like to party."
"I sent my application in to The Real World,
and I'm pretty much putting all of my eggs in to that basket,
the MTV basket.
If my MTV career doesn't work out,
I was thinking I'd buy a gun
and start selling crack.
I would be like a laid back crack dealer, though.
Not mean or anything.
I'd just be like,
'Hey boys, how's it going?
Want some crack?' "
"Yeah, well, we invented the missionary position... you're welcome."
"Did that blow your mind, because
That.
Just.
Happened."
"If you don't chew Big Red, then **** you."
"I wake up in the morning and I piss excellence."
- "I had a dream where Jesus was a dirty old bum, and I was about to sock him in the face because, well, he's a dirty old bum, but then I thought, there's something special about him..."
- "Because it was Jesus, right?"
- "Yeah..."
"Hey, shut up, you little potlicker, or I'll stick you in a microwave!"
You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it mean!!
(I
To blathe!!!
Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
Cary Elwes isn't hard to look at either;)
"as you wish"
"There aren't gonna be any damned permits. How can you get a permit to do a damned illegal thing?"
too-many-ace-quotes.. gahhh over--loading! ( just a very small amount of my favorites, though)
i dressed up as ace for a party and won! but of course i couldnt ahve won with out all those handy ace quotes!
Ace ventura - when nature calls: There's someone on the wing! Some... THING!
Ace ventura - when nature calls: Pride is an abomination. One must forego the self to obtain total spiritual creaminess, and avoid the chewy chunks of degradation.
Stewardress: peanuts?
Ace: Yes, I have one right here. It's bulky, but I consider it carry-on.
Ace: YUMMAY!
Ace: alrighty then!
Ace: YAKKKKKKKKK! (if you havent seen it, her it is.. best movies EVER! i love jim carrey!)
Ace: like a glove!
Ace: LA-WHO-SA-HER!
slinky... http://youtube.com/watch?v=nFI2Nzu5zJU
drop dead fred: dog poo, dog poo, yucky yucky dog poo.. all along the side, all along the side, yucky yucky yucky dog poo!
fred: COB WEBS!
fred: you mean you've ben doing it? like the pigeons!
OFFICE SPACE!
milton:And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told, I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then, then I'm, I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. And, and I told Don too, because they've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn't bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and it's not okay because if they take my stapler then I'll set the building on fire...
bill:hey peter, whaattss happnin'
bill: oh, and I almost forgot. Ahh, I'm also gonna need you to go ahead and come in on Sunday, too...
BEST MOVIES EVER, plus zoolander and billy madison, ferris buellers day off! all full of quotes.. but i think ive posted quite enough!
"Frank N. Furter it's all over,
Your mission is a failure, your lifestyle's too extre-e-e-eme
I'm your new commander, you now are my prisioner
We return to Translyvania, prepare the transit beam!"
Your apple pie don't taste too nice
The only thing better than RHPS quotes is RHPS Audience Participation quotes. "ONLY. ASSHOLES. DRAW ON DOORS!"
The only thing better than RHPS quotes is RHPS Audience Participation quotes. "ONLY. ASSHOLES. DRAW ON DOORS!"
Seriously. To this day, sometimes I'll catch myself mindlessly singing, "Don't drink it. I pee in it." That's how I roll, people.
Long Duck Dong...16 Candles
Long Duck Dong...16 Candles
"Dat you? Yeah, dat me."
"New England clam chowder."
"Is that the red or the white?"
"Ah, I can never remember that....White?"
That's hilarial!!!
First one to scream gets a pitchfork in the tits!!!!!
OMG OUCH! whats that from??
Long Duck Dong...16 Candles
Thank you for quoting one of my favorite movies of all time...
The Geek: Just answer me one question...
Sam: Yes, you're a total fag
Movie quoting is my most favorite pastime. I love God for starting this thread
And this quote: "Look, I understand you have experienced a loss, but this relationship just can't work. I mean, you're a cat. I'm black. I'm not going to be hurt again." (From I, Robot)
I love quoting movies. I walk do it all the time while with friends and there's always Hell to pay if they don't know what I'm referencing. Good thing most of my friends have the same taste in movies as me.
"you're about as useful as a poopy flavored lollipop!!"
patches o'houlian
dodgeball