i totally had a sex dream about the teacher last night
yesterday was my chem teacher's birthday, and we threw him a surprise party
and here's the thing
he is so not hot
like not hot at all...just plain looking with a unibrow and is sort of boring
but i think i am in love with him. not sexually. he's the most perfect human being ever. he has an italian accent too. but that's not the point. the point is that he is so kind and patient
oh man i have to marry a teacher when i'm older
[cant wait to go to college so i can bang a professor ]
male=teachers are always hot in this weird way while female teachers are always total bitches. same goes for cops. theres always cops on the train now..like a set of two. they just stand there to make sure nobody kills anyone or anything, i guess. i dont know why theyre there, but they are. and theyre usually the younger, really hot ones! and wow...theyre just...WOW. and then theres all these military guys in their uniforms at penn station. oh my GODDDD! im just like men in uniforms are so hot. well...except for the postal service uniforms and mailmen, theyre so not hot. ew.
male=teachers are always hot in this weird way while female teachers are always total bitches. same goes for cops. theres always cops on the train now..like a set of two. they just stand there to make sure nobody kills anyone or anything, i guess. i dont know why theyre there, but they are. and theyre usually the younger, really hot ones! and wow...theyre just...WOW. and then theres all these military guys in their uniforms at penn station. oh my GODDDD! im just like men in uniforms are so hot. well...except for the postal service uniforms and mailmen, theyre so not hot. ew.
haha they always have navy guys walking around downtown here, and they're in their little sailor outfits. that is hot. army guys aren't as hot, I dunno why.
when i lived in virginia beach, there were always sailors in the mall ons undays--va beach is a military town and i guess sundays are their day off. but anyway, so there would be LITERALLY hundreds of sailors in the mall. and theyre all really cute, but i just always imagined that they all like.....hmm...are gay. with eachother. so i never really saw them that way. haha
that is insane. just craaazy. you know how rare bassoon players are? VERY RARE!
oh and im playing clarinet for the regional audition. lol i'll doubt i'll get in though....i NEVER practice.i think i just got lucky that i sorta know what im doing. hahahaa.
and the cops at penn station in ny are hot. i was there yesterday. rawr.
but its true. the female teachers in my school are younger than the young male teachers. they all dress skanky, have an annoying accent and weird teeth.
lol on my first regional audition, i was in 7th grade...
i didnt want to go, so instead, me and my friend (she plays flute) ditched and we went to watch spider-man...haha we had out instruments and were dressed up too!!
ok so sorry for this extremely old BUMP...but i need some opinions
the thing is...i am in love with the environmental science teacher
he looks 35. but he's really 47. and i will make out with him.
i'm so close, you don't even know.
but tell me...is this bad? i don't find this creepy. the age difference is big but not noticeable in conversations. he is not some skeezy old man either, so don't judge. hahahaha
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i totally had a sex dream about the teacher last night
yesterday was my chem teacher's birthday, and we threw him a surprise party
and here's the thing
he is so not hot
like not hot at all...just plain looking with a unibrow and is sort of boring
but i think i am in love with him. not sexually. he's the most perfect human being ever. he has an italian accent too. but that's not the point. the point is that he is so kind and patient
oh man i have to marry a teacher when i'm older
[cant wait to go to college so i can bang a professor ]
sara
i love you.
[ps: where has maureen gone off to? she hasnt written me or anything lately...boo i miss my youngns!]
but i dont know if she knows about the new board
i talk to her occassionaly.
always dressed so nicely, and so patient and so knowing.
oh man.
[lame-o]
ive had quite a few horrible teachers
in fact of the 30 teachers ive had from 4th grade until now, ive liked only 10 of them.
i think i've only ever had 3 teachers i truly love
8th grade english
9th grade english
10th grade chemistry
and besides that...ive pretty much hated all of my other teacher
[when i saw teachers, i disregard band teachers, because i have loved pretty much all of my music teacher ever]
ps amanda: you still play flute? im learning to play bassoon!
i think i've only ever had 3 teachers i truly love
8th grade english
9th grade english
10th grade chemistry
and besides that...ive pretty much hated all of my other teacher
[when i saw teachers, i disregard band teachers, because i have loved pretty much all of my music teacher ever]
ps amanda: you still play flute? im learning to play bassoon!
AH NO WAY
IM LEARNING BASSOON TOO!!
we're band twins! yay!
but im playing flute for regional auditions.
woohoo for bassoons!
haha they always have navy guys walking around downtown here, and they're in their little sailor outfits. that is hot. army guys aren't as hot, I dunno why.
that is insane. just craaazy. you know how rare bassoon players are? VERY RARE!
oh and im playing clarinet for the regional audition. lol i'll doubt i'll get in though....i NEVER practice.i think i just got lucky that i sorta know what im doing. hahahaa.
and the cops at penn station in ny are hot. i was there yesterday. rawr.
but its true. the female teachers in my school are younger than the young male teachers. they all dress skanky, have an annoying accent and weird teeth.
maybe thats just cause im in nj
i hate regional auditions boo
i didnt want to go, so instead, me and my friend (she plays flute) ditched and we went to watch spider-man...haha we had out instruments and were dressed up too!!
my friend plays bassoon!
she was on the old board, but never joined the new one.
haha amanda, i'm on this lj community called "band_geeks" you should join!!
the thing is...i am in love with the environmental science teacher
he looks 35. but he's really 47. and i will make out with him.
i'm so close, you don't even know.
but tell me...is this bad? i don't find this creepy. the age difference is big but not noticeable in conversations. he is not some skeezy old man either, so don't judge. hahahaha
but we like each other
this should be wrong on all different levels
but is it???