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Comments
"We're going to be showing our new video for 'White Knuckles' in 3D. But not in real 3D, because that shit's motherfucking expensive." - Damian
I'm pretty sure my boyfriend almost fell over laughing.
My quote is a little... lengthy, haha. But it makes me smile whenever I hear it.
"I can’t see you. Which is, presumably, to your advantage. I’m not saying you guys ugly or anything, I’m just saying I think… if I can’t see the people I assume it’s like five hundred million people. Which maybe it is, on the interwebs..." - Damian
Damian: I had a -lot- of pizza tonight. There could be a problem.
Tim: He's not kidding, folks
Damian: No, I am. I've got bowels of -steel-
Tim: Now he's kidding..
Tim: I like my rock nasty dirty and loud... like my postal worker
Damian: I really like where you took that joke. I mean I was going for something sexual too, but I like how you took it from the back door.
Audience: *Laughs*
Damian: The -joke- people! Get your minds out of the gutter!
(Maybe that one was more fantastic for the tone.. but it was great when he said it. xD)
Damian: Did you just say the phone booth is sexy? I mean.. I guess that's kinda true in like that.. old things are sexy thing. I think that's why people like corsets so much.. not like.. mistreatment of women or anything.. just like "Unnhhh, that's SO oldschool!"
Audience Member: YOU'RE SEXY!!!
Damian: Thanks. *continues as if nothing happened*
Mann, I have so many from the first show I went to.. I mean that's just off the top of my head. xP
This is so familiar, where is this from?
Haha, nowait, another (Part of the bowels of steel bit):
"I eat shit, and I am -good- at it!" -Damian, of course
Yeah, that show is exactly why I got hooked.. they were too fantastic with the crowd for me not to fall in love. xD
I have another one. This is also from the Ex'pression show.
"I also peed all over myself."- Andy
Hahaha.
Damian: Yeah, it's a Chicago number. It's 773 give us your fucking email address. Or NOW OKGO which is 669-6546. Which also spells out free sweet porn from dudes in yellow suits.
Tim: I mean I wasn't gonna say anything, but he's right.
I gave them my email address and have yet to receive any sweet porn or funny videos of Tim in the shower. Liars! Liars I say!
And no videos of disembodied dancing yellow suits either?
"Look, do you wanna be better than Chicago? OK, then fucking grow a pair and sing bitches." - Damian Kulash
Milwaukee, 12-13-10
Can I get some context for this one? Sounds awesome, but makes no sense whatsoever...
"(something about ok go technology) because we have the ability to be FUCKING MAGICAL!
...is this an all ages show? should i stop saying fuck?"
"if you text your email to (whatever number), we will send you CANADIAN PILLS and PORN!"
~damian from the show in providence
(by the way, i have yet to receive canadian pills or porn.)
aross had just put up the phone number for people to text their emails to to receive a free song from that night and be put on the mailing list. Someone in the audience asked what the first 2 numbers were and Tim said it was 773. Then someone else screamed that it was a Chicago number as Damian was just walking on stage from Last Leaf and the above is the end of that interaction.
This was from the Cleveland show BTW.
Thank you for bumping this thread! I just looked at the "Ex'pression Sessions" video and the Grace Jones bit (about 29 mins in) followed by "Here It Goes Again" is wonderful! Wow--that is some powerful insta-cheer! Impossible to watch Damian fight a case of the giggles without also starting to laugh. I love that he's at "just when you think you're in control" when he totally loses it again. I've bookmarked that show for the next time I feel the least bit blue. And linking again here since it's now back one page (thank you Snack_Cakes for the original link).
Also from that show, a nice slice o' random, care of Damian's active imagination: "There's a white cable attached to that camera, and it was coiled in such a way that I was absolutely certain that there was a rhesus monkey running in front. Which was… you know, you'd think if you saw a monkey just running through the periphery of your vision, you'd be kinda freaked out. But I was like, 'YES! The monkeys are back!' And then I realized that I've never actually been--there's no back for the monkeys to come to."
Oh, excellent. I get it. That's pretty funny :)
Oh, excellent. I get it. That's pretty funny :)
That has to be one of my favorite parts of the whole show. Of course, I also love the part before "Here It Goes Again". And I love this little quote: "This one's for the monkeys."- Damian
Yes! I had forgotten that. And the fact that the song he plays for the phantom-yet-strangely-welcome monkeys is "Oh Lately It's So Quiet"--just perfect. "You're not 'round every corner...(oh no)"
"Good fences make great neighbors, but good fences make shitty rock shows.. unless it's at like a metal bar.."
-Damian
That one was part of a huuuuge rant about fences. Why they were talking about fences? Well that's a long story too. Maybe I'll get that whole thing up some time. xD
Mand my first show was fantastic...