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- agentnumone August 2009
- auntscale1 February 2008
- beckysioux April 2008
- bugleverse2 January 2008
- canoe7grape March 2009
- Courtneytastic August 2009
- darbie_starpower January 2008
- DJRose July 2008
- doctor5cap March 2008
- dollarflame6 October 2008
- dust33rain February 2008
- expertfarmer98 November 2008
- ezorvera February 2008
- fog05tile January 2008
- giggleguy June 2008
- honey9layer March 2008
- jedi_grrlie October 2008
- key8poet January 2008
- Kirkwood7 April 2009
- llama0engine March 2009
- mayonaise February 2008
- mexico39taiwan April 2008
- monday94ear March 2008
- punkwhitechocolate January 2010
- QueenofthePosers February 2008
- Rebekker November 2008
- redsusan47 November 2008
- sackrose55 June 2008
- setsumi January 2008
- soap8potato December 2009
- spy9black July 2008
- Surfer Rosa February 2008
- sweetness December 2009
- target35ghost October 2008
- taxi30dahlia November 2009
- Tempe Arizona March 2008
- thephantommilk April 2009
- tune1shade April 2009
- veinleo09 March 2008
- walk2sock February 2008
- week84crab July 2008
Comments
- bugging andy is my guilty pleausre,
i think hed let me slide,
even if i tared him and dipped him in feathers,
(i can rhyme too monsior!)
are we speaking Pandy or Rusty?
Is it just me or like half the guys in the english-speaking world are named Andrew?
I am, indeed, speaking of HFoC, but Mr. Ross can be our guilty pleasure too!
(lol that rhymed lyk derr andy! and you rhymed rhyme with rhyme, im not judging... just sayin)
There once was a chef named Maurice
Who always used way too much grease.
His dinner were fine
His fries were divine
But his meals just made me obese.
For some reason, I know that poem by heart....
im too ill and tireds to ryhme =p
Oooh...
Who always used way too much grease.
His dinner were fine
His fries were divine
But his meals just made me obese.
A candy robot army for Andy?
Now that will come in handy,
unless things get real sandy
(cause sand ain’t good on candy).
LAME!!!!
A candy robot army for Andy?
Now that will come in handy,
unless things get real sandy
(cause sand ain’t good on candy).
HAHAHAH! No, you win!
Oh I love you guys.
Now, let's move on to funny pick up lines, which are also my guilty pleasure. I don't use them though, nor are they used on me, but I enjoy them.
Are you from FedEx? Cause I see you checking out my package...
Oooh...
OH ITS ONNN!
what do you get if you divide the cirucmference of a jack-o-lantern by its diameter?
pumpkin pi!
(ok i cant rhyme anything with diameter so i reached into my big pool of geeky math jokes)
UUUHHHH math and pick up phrases!
I wish you were my derivative so that you could lie tangent to my curves.
(Oh and would you believe a sleezy guy tried to pick up my sis in a bookstore?)
(Really? Ew.)
And guilty...
I'm trying to make one up.
adiós