how come ever dirty come on line has "I wish you were.....so that I could....." Given that formula, you can make anything dirty!
Here's dental one that makes absolutely no sense, and is not really interesting at all, but sounds rather dirty. You don't even need to know what the words mean, it just sounds dirty:
I wish you were my amalgam so that I could titurate you.
(Lol, on second thought, it sounds more like I'm wishing a curse on you )
I wish you were mother theresa so you could bless me....
no doesn't work
This is why I pay you the big bucks. You know stuff and see thru stuff. Then again, my idiot drunken Flagstaff roomates would probably find what you wrote kinky. Eww
my guilty pleasure is Reggae... specifiaclly the "lovers Rock" type... its so sweet....
Curly Locks, now that I'm a dreadlocks Your daddy say you shouldn't play with me But it's alright Curly Locks, now that I'm a dreadlocks Your daddy say you shouldn't play with me
The sun is shining, the breeze is a-blowing, too And all I've got inside me is lotsa love for you, it's true
Curly Locks, now that I'm a dreadlocks Your daddy say you shouldn't play with me But it's alright Curly Locks, now that I'm a dreadlocks Your daddy say you shouldn't play with me
he's a rumhead, he's a walking-dead I'm a living man who's got a lots of plans it's true
Curly Locks, now that I'm a dreadlocks Your daddy say you shouldn't play with me But it's alright Curly Locks, now that I'm a dreadlocks Your daddy say you shouldn't play with me
Thank you, thank you for the letter You made me feel better Tee tah toe That's the way it's gonna go, now
Curly Locks, two roads before you Which one will be your choice I really like to know, yeah Curly Locks, your father is a poacher And he don't want you dealing with me
Curly Locks, two roads before you Which one will be your choice I really like to know, yeah
YES PLEASE. My roommate and I got the whole season of Sailor Moon Classic (we thought we were getting R too, but we on;y got a couple of episodes. I guess we deserved it as it's very clearly bootlegged) and spent a good amount of time watching it. Seriously, that show is classic!
The Tribe (that weird kids' series where all the adults died and the kids rule in tribes and fight each other... ), I started watching it on youtube after I watched it regularily when it was on TV couple of years ago. It does not make sense at all, I just can't help it.
^^^ hahaha one of my friends used to be obsessed with that show, and no one ever knows what she's talking about
searching the car radio for the worst pop song you can find, and blasting it... because for some reason, your parents' car has a REALLY loud stereo... yup.
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SpongeBob SquarePants! Absorbent and yellow and porous is he! SpongeBob SquarePants! If nautical nonsense be something you wish, Then drop on the deck, and flop like a fish! SpongeBob SquarePants, SpongeBob SquarePants, SpongeBob Squarepants, SpongeBob SquarePants SpongeBob...SquarePants!
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Given that formula, you can make anything dirty!
Here's dental one that makes absolutely no sense, and is not really interesting at all, but sounds rather dirty. You don't even need to know what the words mean, it just sounds dirty:
I wish you were my amalgam so that I could titurate you.
(Lol, on second thought, it sounds more like I'm wishing a curse on you )
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This girl called Surfer Rosa is astounding
Given that formula, you can make anything dirty!
Actually, that's exactly how the one I'm reluctant to say starts...
I wish you were mother theresa so you could bless me....
no doesn't work
I wish you were mother theresa so you could bless me....
no doesn't work
This is why I pay you the big bucks. You know stuff and see thru stuff.
Then again, my idiot drunken Flagstaff roomates would probably find what you wrote kinky. Eww
I wish you were mother theresa so you could bless me....
no doesn't work
Ah Mel, I love you.
Curly Locks, now that I'm a dreadlocks
Your daddy say you shouldn't play with me
But it's alright
Curly Locks, now that I'm a dreadlocks
Your daddy say you shouldn't play with me
The sun is shining, the breeze is a-blowing, too
And all I've got inside me is lotsa love for you, it's true
Curly Locks, now that I'm a dreadlocks
Your daddy say you shouldn't play with me
But it's alright
Curly Locks, now that I'm a dreadlocks
Your daddy say you shouldn't play with me
he's a rumhead, he's a walking-dead
I'm a living man who's got a lots of plans it's true
Curly Locks, now that I'm a dreadlocks
Your daddy say you shouldn't play with me
But it's alright
Curly Locks, now that I'm a dreadlocks
Your daddy say you shouldn't play with me
Thank you, thank you for the letter
You made me feel better
Tee tah toe
That's the way it's gonna go, now
Curly Locks, two roads before you
Which one will be your choice
I really like to know, yeah
Curly Locks, your father is a poacher
And he don't want you dealing with me
Curly Locks, two roads before you
Which one will be your choice
I really like to know, yeah
Also alcoolic drinks, apparenrly.
I;m muy smahsed,
:S hehe!
Drunk posting is a guilty pleasure of mine. I make an ass of myself on a nearly weekly basis here. be prepared for tomorrow night ladies and gents
YES PLEASE. My roommate and I got the whole season of Sailor Moon Classic (we thought we were getting R too, but we on;y got a couple of episodes. I guess we deserved it as it's very clearly bootlegged) and spent a good amount of time watching it. Seriously, that show is classic!
searching the car radio for the worst pop song you can find, and blasting it... because for some reason, your parents' car has a REALLY loud stereo...
yup.
I just love it when he does this face
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
SpongeBob SquarePants!
Absorbent and yellow and porous is he!
SpongeBob SquarePants!
If nautical nonsense be something you wish,
Then drop on the deck, and flop like a fish!
SpongeBob SquarePants, SpongeBob SquarePants, SpongeBob Squarepants, SpongeBob SquarePants
SpongeBob...SquarePants!
YES! And I was watching the Dessert Expo on the Food Network, and they were saying that dessert is a guilty pleasure.
So I'll state that Dessert is my guilty pleasure. I <3 Dessert.