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Actually, my new dentist just got an MC Escher poster so that's pretty awesome. Except I found that when your face is full of anesthesia it seems even more disorienting so I still ended up just focusing on a speck in the ceiling tile for the duration of the appointment. haha
And...an entire thread devoted to dentistry?
Awesome.
It's so funny you made them feel self-conscious about their teeth, especially Damian.
It's so funny you made them feel self-conscious about their teeth, especially Damian.
what's up with Damian's teeth?
Yeah... you know what I mean.
(Sorry, I couldn't resist)
well, I have to admit that for me, going to the dentist isn't that bad cause my dentist is kinda cute (I feel like a little girl every thime I think about it). Besides the pain, it's always good to go there because he was always trying to convince me to be a dentist
It's so funny you made them feel self-conscious about their teeth, especially Damian.
Damian got into a whole debate w/ me about whether white fillings were poisonous. I told him they weren't. And then he said to everybody else, "Don't listen to her, she's just a student."
I thought of this and so wished I was a dentist so i could use it.
*During an extraction*
dentist: I need to tell you some thing, do you want the truth?
patient: yes.
dentist: *Stands up and shouts* YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TOOTH!
darn! If only I were a dentist. And If only I didn't find such random stupidity funny.
I shall make you an honorary dentist. That way we can go around together making these jokes and no one can stop us!!! (When the news came to my school, I shouted at the camera man "Stop the Presses!!!" I've always thought that was hillarious ever since Gonzo did it on one of the muppet movies)
Oh, of course I wouldn't kill you. I'd pick carefully for the dentists that has caused me most fear, preferably my own.
Oh yeah, there are a lot of a-holes who ruin the profession. Those a-holes seem to rule the profession even though they're in the minority, which is why so many people fear the dentist. One bad dentist can destroy the world. Ooo, can I help you on your quest to kill all evil dentists?!
Absolutely nothing. I think that he has beautiful teeth. But he's so confident and stuff, it's like Tempe took his defense down. I think it's funny.
LOL
poor Damian, Tempe has just destroyed his dreams of poisoned wite fillings.
Sure, let's tie 'em up with their own specialized floss!
I think the worst part was when James Blunt came on the radio.
There is nothing worse that when you are laid back in an uncomfortable position, with someone hanging over you, scrapping at your teeth, and then suddenly, creepy James Blunt comes on the radio with his awful voice seeings "You're beautiful...you're beautiful, it's true." and you can't cover your ears, you can't scream, you can't run away...
My tongue is turning blue,
The walk to the shoe
Is what I want to do,
But how will I ever
Get around the clock?
I'm too far from China
But I guess that I could walk
'round the corner,
'round the corner,
'round the corner,
'round the block,
Maybe I should go and warn her
But you know, she can't talk,
She's a table.
And inanimate object.
The most you'll get from that is something to the effect of:
"Hey, I'm a table,
Cover me with pies!
Your sailing life is over, man,
Why don't you just die?
You don't have to go out,
Just like all the rest-
Just walk around in circles,
Which is the hardest test,"
In your life, (in your life)
In your life, before you die,
Make sure you have the knife from the infinitive guy.
What a loser,
What a moron,
Nautae, nautae, nautae,*
I won't be the one to have it on the fly,
Oh my
God
This computer's filled with
Sod
What a little
Cod
He should be out
Law'd
By the council (yo, what?)
By the council (what, yo!)
By the council of the elders, man, it's just gotta go
To the council!
Oh, God, my!
We're all gonna die!
Come on, don't be shy!
At least give it a try!
Because, if we can't make it to our burning tree fort,
It's a sport
Just abort
This mission is too short
For the books
It's only half a page
To any inbred pile of rocks, that's an outrage!
Let's go to get some jelly!
Do you think we'll get seated?
Yeah, at the local deli they don't like to be repeated!
What about a football game?
Right now, are you insane? No way!
Why not?
Did you not hear about my rusty chain?
Rusty chain! Rusty chain!
Rusty chain! Insane in the membrane!
Rusty chain! (It's from spain!)
It's middle name is Blain,
From down the lane!
Down the lane, what?
That's not a real place!
You bet it is, like the nose on your face!
*break*
Ladies and gentlemen, your attention, please!
I've got the guy, that will buckle your knees!
It's interrupting joe! All he says is 'yo!',
Welcome to the show, last minute, I know.
So, what made you wanna-"YO!"
I know you love-"YO!"
When did you first-"YO!"-with the-"YO!"-on the-"YO!"
Now, cut that out, man, you know that's not cool,
Interrupiting people need to go back to "YO!"
That's it, man, you're messing up my rhymes,
Can't take it any longer, I'm moving with the times!
Get out! Go home! (man) You know, you should just leave!
Couldn't hate you any more, even if you had a feav-...
Er.
Break it down!!!
That wasn't even to the beat, what the *Beep*?
Oh, well, let's keep it.
Devastation of a nation
While I'm taking my vacation
It's all automation
They'll take you past the station
Feed you rations
Do my patients
Exaggeration
Hatian asians
For the duration
Of the night
We'll put the fight
To parrrrrrty!
M.C. JoeBob, in the house!
Wouldn't you like to eat a mouse?
That's right, you like that little guy, he's really tasty, isn't he?
Come on?
It's true!
You know it!
Damn straight!
(That was so perfect, oh my God...)
Download 'Mangy Kitten Rap' here!
*(Nautae, means "sailor" in Latin).