The "Have You Ever..?" Thread

MMattingl

yep. Also locked them in my car. Oops.

Have you ever cried over spilt milk?

sweetness

no never


ever spilled milk to make someone cry?

MMattingl

not on purpose! I was trying to feed lilah her bottle, but it fell and milk spilled everywhere. She was pretty hungry so she got pissed and cried.


have you ever stood on your head?

sweetness

no, i suck


have you ever been tickled pink?

MMattingl

yep. I'm quite ticklish. shhhh. i hate it.



have you ever had a crush on a teacher?

auntscale1

Um...does piano teacher count?

Have you ever (accidentally or not) hit yourself in the face?

MMattingl

yep.

have you ever gone around after christmas, taken the trees down by the curb and planted them in peoples yards?

sweetness

no


have you ever licked a door knob?

MMattingl

nope

Have you ever hugged a total stranger?

sweetness

no, creep


have you ever spiked the punch?

MMattingl

nope.


Ever stolen something from a store?

sweetness

maybe...


have you ever fallen asleep at the wheel?

auntscale1

Er... I've only had the chance to sit at the wheel twice. I don't even have my full license yet. Only my learner's permit. So nope.

Have you ever changed a lightbulb that was on the ceiling? It's hard. Especially if you're short.

sweetness

yes i have, sucessfully!


have you ever wondered how the internet works?

KristaMichelle

All the time.


Have you ever seen The Complete Works of Shakespeare (Abridged)?

auntscale1

Nope.

(The internet is a series of tubes...)



Have you ever seen a 7 foot woman? (I have. I don't know what her name is, so I just call her Miss Lanky...she works at Sears. For serious.)

MMattingl

I'm afraid I haven't.


Have you ever had surgery?

sweetness

nah


have you ever smelled yourself and been deeply impressed?

MMattingl

sure.

have you ever been steaking?

sweetness

i steak often


have you ever punched a hole in a wall?