Ok. I've been working on my Flower Girl'ing. Lately I've been getting into a sexy dress. Running to a neighbours garden. Ripping out hte flowers and throwing them over my right shoulder.
Of course, I've been doing this for years, LONG before I was asked to be in your wedding. I think I need professional help.
I want to be the Singer. And I'll make pie or cake for you, or the main course...whatever. I love cooking, and music. And if you need anyone to design your dress, I can do that. I always doodle dress designs in my spare time. I did a million of them while I was doing practice SATs. I got bored...Anyway, Music, food, and/or dress design. Those are the things I can do if you want me to.
Well, can I at least post some of my sketches? Or can I sing or cook the meal for the wedding rehearsal dinner? Or do you have another interesting job for me to do? How can I contribute? Actually, I'm singing at my mailman's wedding next September. That will be fun.
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everyone who wants to contribute to the board wedding of the century pls let me pam and carin know which role you wish to play LOL
yay
Why am I such a dirty, dirty little tramp? lol.
Of course, I've been doing this for years, LONG before I was asked to be in your wedding. I think I need professional help.
you be the prisoner and ill be the bad cop
2: matt ... I would like to see you in a sexy dress frollocking through a garden with flowers...i think that would make my life complete!
i love you matt!
you be the prisoner and ill be the bad cop
2: matt ... I would like to see you in a sexy dress frollocking through a garden with flowers...i think that would make my life complete!
i love you matt!
I will do it for you! You love Matt? Well that's great.....cuz I LOVE ROSE!!
i am just the messenger
i am just the messenger
You are not! It's your wedding!
So Hot. By the way, I could smell that fart from here. 43 minutes away from you.
AHH CONFUSION
*head explodes*
*fart*