what a dork

buglecannon96

You did it without falling over, you're a far greater dancer than I

Umm... conversation I had with a girl in my class about 11 months or so ago...

Part 1:
Her: Hey, Nicola (me), have you, like, y'know... hmm???
Me: Oh, yeah, definitely, for sure, yeah.
Her: Omigod I think you're pregnant do you want me to go to the counsellor with you?
Me: Erm... uh... yeah you're right I am pregnant how did you know???
Her: Oh I knew it! I just know about these things.
Me: Oh, right, okay.
Her: So, uh Nicola, who's the father?
Me: Oh gee I just don't know, it could be like, five different people.
Her: Ohmigosh Nicolaaaa...
Me: I know, I'm so ashamed...

Part 2:
Me: Turns out, I'm pregnant with nine babies.
Her: Ohmygod nine!!! Oh Nicola!
Me: I know I'm so worried.
Her: How come you don't look any fatter?
Me: The doctors say my babies are tiny, I'm really worried.
Her: Ohmygosh you poor thing.

Part 3:
Her: Nicola, you're not really pregnant with nine babies, are you???
Me: No. You're right. I'm not. But I am pregnant. With one baby.
Her: Oh... oh okay
Me: Yeah the doctors made a mistake...
Her: Oh I hate it when they do that!!!

Part 4 (about a month after my babies should have been due):
Her: I don't believe you you lying b*tch! Ohmygosh how could you lie to me?
Me: uh wha?
Her: Where's your baby?
Me: Oh my god my baby...

agentnumone

So ya I think i lost my wallet....

theres a massive hole in my bag... that I somehow didn't notice and now I can't find my wallet. I'm soooo stupid!

target35ghost

Hahahah Stripygiraffe

That's brilliant!!

I love dim people.
I once convinced a girl that I was pregnant with a lesbian lover's child...

Her only comment was
"I didn't know you were gay!!!"
"I'm not"
"Oooo... unlucky, then."

okraparrot5

^^^hahaha

i did this really old workout video my mom had. I could only hang for like 10 minutes. it was sad. and now im soooo sore. im just glad that i didn't have to go to school today. im walking like there's a ruler between my legs.

Courtneytastic

Secret Lovers...! Undercovers! Yay.

Okay. I'm sorry. I'm weird, I know.

monday94ear

in the car, we were listening to one of those oldie stations and i was trying to say 'zz top' and it came out 'zd top'



i hate when i say things incorrectly..


pleh.

agentnumone

QUOTE (agentnumone @ Feb 19 2007, 02:35 PM)

So ya I think i lost my wallet....

theres a massive hole in my bag... that I somehow didn't notice and now I can't find my wallet. I'm soooo stupid!

so ya I didn't loose my wallet... I left it on the fish tank...

I was sulking the whole day!

I'm a dork.

monday94ear

good thing you found it!


=D

agentnumone

hhahahha. I'd loose my head if it weren't attached to my body... or so says the Mom

thanks!

monday94ear

haha

diggerchill8

QUOTE (meliswilis @ Feb 11 2007, 12:51 PM)

here, i'll start.
i just washed my hands at the kitchen sink, i was grabbing for the liquid soap and i put my hand up to the little sprayer thingy instead...

I was walking out of a coffee shop and stepped wrong, twisting my ankle and almost falling on my ass. A guy going in stopped and looked at me.

monday94ear

ouchie.

monday94ear

i twisted my ankle in jazz class yesterday.

okraparrot5

^^^well that must have hurt. I don't think i've ever twisted my ankle.

i dont remember if i've done anything stupid. probably.

monday94ear

nah, it didn't hurt that bad, i just walked it off.

i didn't actually fall down or anything, i just stepped the wrong way.

i'm fine.

okraparrot5

^^^
ohhhhhhh
well, thats good.

Courtneytastic

Once I said "This is the gayest thing I've ever done" in front of a possibly gay guy. You don't know how bad it is, unless you do.

monday94ear

target35ghost

Eeeeeek
Hope you got out of it ok.... lol

okraparrot5

QUOTE (Courtneytastic @ Feb 26 2007, 06:26 PM)

Once I said "This is the gayest thing I've ever done" in front of a possibly gay guy. You don't know how bad it is, unless you do.

chkl, what are the chances of that happening???