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  • buglecannon96buglecannon96
    You did it without falling over, you're a far greater dancer than I tongue.gif

    Umm... conversation I had with a girl in my class about 11 months or so ago...

    Part 1:
    Her: Hey, Nicola (me), have you, like, y'know... hmm???
    Me: Oh, yeah, definitely, for sure, yeah.
    Her: Omigod I think you're pregnant do you want me to go to the counsellor with you?
    Me: Erm... uh... yeah you're right I am pregnant how did you know???
    Her: Oh I knew it! I just know about these things.
    Me: Oh, right, okay.
    Her: So, uh Nicola, who's the father?
    Me: Oh gee I just don't know, it could be like, five different people.
    Her: Ohmigosh Nicolaaaa...
    Me: I know, I'm so ashamed...

    Part 2:
    Me: Turns out, I'm pregnant with nine babies.
    Her: Ohmygod nine!!! Oh Nicola!
    Me: I know I'm so worried.
    Her: How come you don't look any fatter?
    Me: The doctors say my babies are tiny, I'm really worried.
    Her: Ohmygosh you poor thing.

    Part 3:
    Her: Nicola, you're not really pregnant with nine babies, are you???
    Me: No. You're right. I'm not. But I am pregnant. With one baby.
    Her: Oh... oh okay
    Me: Yeah the doctors made a mistake...
    Her: Oh I hate it when they do that!!!

    Part 4 (about a month after my babies should have been due):
    Her: I don't believe you you lying b*tch! Ohmygosh how could you lie to me?
    Me: uh wha?
    Her: Where's your baby?
    Me: Oh my god my baby...
  • agentnumoneagentnumone
    So ya I think i lost my wallet....

    theres a massive hole in my bag... that I somehow didn't notice and now I can't find my wallet. I'm soooo stupid!
  • target35ghosttarget35ghost
    Hahahah Stripygiraffe

    That's brilliant!!

    I love dim people.
    I once convinced a girl that I was pregnant with a lesbian lover's child...

    Her only comment was
    "I didn't know you were gay!!!"
    "I'm not"
    "Oooo... unlucky, then."
  • okraparrot5okraparrot5
    ^^^hahaha

    i did this really old workout video my mom had. I could only hang for like 10 minutes. it was sad. and now im soooo sore. im just glad that i didn't have to go to school today. im walking like there's a ruler between my legs. huh.gif
  • CourtneytasticCourtneytastic
    Secret Lovers...! Undercovers! Yay.

    Okay. I'm sorry. I'm weird, I know.
  • monday94earmonday94ear
    in the car, we were listening to one of those oldie stations and i was trying to say 'zz top' and it came out 'zd top'



    i hate when i say things incorrectly..


    pleh.
  • agentnumoneagentnumone
    QUOTE (agentnumone @ Feb 19 2007, 02:35 PM)
    So ya I think i lost my wallet....

    theres a massive hole in my bag... that I somehow didn't notice and now I can't find my wallet. I'm soooo stupid!


    so ya I didn't loose my wallet... I left it on the fish tank...

    I was sulking the whole day!

    I'm a dork.
  • monday94earmonday94ear
    good thing you found it!


    =D
  • agentnumoneagentnumone
    hhahahha. I'd loose my head if it weren't attached to my body... or so says the Mom

    thanks!
  • monday94earmonday94ear
    haha
  • diggerchill8diggerchill8
    QUOTE (meliswilis @ Feb 11 2007, 12:51 PM)
    here, i'll start.
    i just washed my hands at the kitchen sink, i was grabbing for the liquid soap and i put my hand up to the little sprayer thingy instead...

    huh.gif


    I was walking out of a coffee shop and stepped wrong, twisting my ankle and almost falling on my ass. A guy going in stopped and looked at me.
  • monday94earmonday94ear
    ouchie.
  • monday94earmonday94ear
    i twisted my ankle in jazz class yesterday.


    mellow.gif
  • okraparrot5okraparrot5
    ^^^well that must have hurt. I don't think i've ever twisted my ankle.

    i dont remember if i've done anything stupid. probably.
  • monday94earmonday94ear
    nah, it didn't hurt that bad, i just walked it off.

    i didn't actually fall down or anything, i just stepped the wrong way.

    i'm fine.
  • okraparrot5okraparrot5
    ^^^
    ohhhhhhh
    well, thats good.
  • CourtneytasticCourtneytastic
    Once I said "This is the gayest thing I've ever done" in front of a possibly gay guy. You don't know how bad it is, unless you do.
  • monday94earmonday94ear
    ohmy.gif
  • target35ghosttarget35ghost
    Eeeeeek mellow.gif
    Hope you got out of it ok.... lol
  • okraparrot5okraparrot5
    QUOTE (Courtneytastic @ Feb 26 2007, 06:26 PM)
    Once I said "This is the gayest thing I've ever done" in front of a possibly gay guy. You don't know how bad it is, unless you do.

    laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif
    chkl, what are the chances of that happening???
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