- My god. Why do you have to live hundreds of miles away?! - Ahh I get my bff back, I can't wait for you come home! - I love you guys and I can't wait for our little road trip <3
your the guy who catches my eye everytime i see you. your solemn look changes into that glowing smile that i have fallen in love with. i don't even know you but somewhere inside me i feel as if i NEED to know you, and im afraid that it won't happen, that you'll never notice me, and its driving me crazy.
-what im feeling is hard to explain im sorry i just can't tell you. or anyone.
-i wish you weren't such a creeper!! its scaring me!!!!
You are without a doubt, one of the most rude and inconsiderate people I've ever met in my entire life. I KNEW you had been using some of my things in the shower, but I didn't say anything because I didn't want to make a big deal about it. However, when I had JUST bought a new bottle of shampoo, used it ONCE and already and inch was gone... I started to get angry again so I am keeping my things in my bedroom for a reason. So what do you do? You go into MY drawer and get my backup face wash OUT and leave it IN the shower. You stupid fucking bitch. Buy your own shit and stop using mine!
You are without a doubt, one of the most rude and inconsiderate people I've ever met in my entire life. I KNEW you had been using some of my things in the shower, but I didn't say anything because I didn't want to make a big deal about it. However, when I had JUST bought a new bottle of shampoo, used it ONCE and already and inch was gone... I started to get angry again so I am keeping my things in my bedroom for a reason. So what do you do? You go into MY drawer and get my backup face wash OUT and leave it IN the shower. You stupid fucking bitch. Buy your own shit and stop using mine!
here's what you do, fill an empty shampoo bottle with mustard and leave it out for them, that'll make 'em think twice before using someone elses shower stuff...
here's what you do, fill an empty shampoo bottle with mustard and leave it out for them, that'll make 'em think twice before using someone elses shower stuff...
GROW THE HELL UP AND LEARN TO TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF ALREADY. This includes but is not limited to shaving, brushing your teeth, and making your own doctor appointments. Your inability to care for your own freaking teeth is going to cost us THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS that could be used for better things. I am not your mother (thank G-d for that), and you are going to be 30 years old in three weeks.
You are seriously one of the sweetest people in the world. I love how I can talk to you about anything without feeling vulnerable, and how you still make me giggle when you say you want a cuddle or that I'm your favorite girl. I guess our relationship is too weird for us to ever go out or something, but if we're not married when we're, say, 45, you're mine, OK?
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- Ahh I get my bff back, I can't wait for you come home!
- I love you guys and I can't wait for our little road trip <3
Just wanted to know, because I'm really tempted to add them to my vocabulary.
Ummm, dunno. They both refer to self-pleasure. I think Tosser is safer than Wanker.
Thanks!
I'll be sure to use it NOT around my mom.
Maybe just my dad.
JK.
your solemn look changes into that
glowing smile that i have fallen in love with.
i don't even know you but somewhere inside me
i feel as if i NEED to know you,
and im afraid that it won't happen,
that you'll never notice me,
and its driving me crazy.
-what im feeling is hard to explain im sorry i just can't tell you. or anyone.
-i wish you weren't such a creeper!! its scaring me!!!!
Aw I thought that said J-mac at first glance...
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Watch your back
here's what you do, fill an empty shampoo bottle with mustard and leave it out for them, that'll make 'em think twice before using someone elses shower stuff...
either that or kick them in the head
I was thinking about glue in the face wash, too
I love you.
For the love of pete, take a freaking shower. I really don't appreciate getting a whif of you every time you walk by my cubicle.
thanks for being the best. seriously. i know i'd be lost w/out you.